9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He's all fucking legs! View attachment 55767

Phil the face has competition.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Like father like son Ric, we looked after his dad.

Our scouting team were unreal in the early 2000s.

Shame that they were a generation out with Haaland and Reyna.

 

[cinnamon]

How has he got to that? Seriously, how?

<snip>

Erling can bend space and time.

 

[rodders]

The kid's an assassin. He leaves a trail of corpses behind him.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

He and city are a match made in heaven. We are exactly what each other needs at precisely the right time. He’s going to be the biggest name in world football by next spring and we are going to have our best season ever.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He and city are a match made in heaven. We are exactly what each other needs at precisely the right time. He’s going to be the biggest name in world football by next spring and we are going to have our best season ever.

Unless Mbappe scores 20 in Qatar.

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Thank God we have Haaland. That Dortmund game would have ended 1-1 without him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Thank God we have Haaland. That Dortmund game would have ended 1-1 without him.

Thank god Michael Owen signed up to our forum.

:-)

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Thank god Michael Owen signed up to our forum.

:-)

Did Michael Owen say something to this effect on the UK broadcast?

I'm from the USA (obviously). In the States on Paramount+ our announcers were Clive Tyldesley and Robert Green.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Did Michael Owen say something to this effect on the UK broadcast?

I'm from the USA (obviously). In the States on Paramount+ our announcers were Clive Tyldesley and Robert Green.

Not that I know of, but he tends to state the obvious, which I deemed you did when you suggested the game would have been drawn without his goal.

 

[aguero93:20]

Did Michael Owen say something to this effect on the UK broadcast?

I'm from the USA (obviously). In the States on Paramount+ our announcers were Clive Tyldesley and Robert Green.

He said if we'd only scored 1 goal the match would have ended one all.

 

[super_city_si]

Still cant work out how he scored that goal. I would think most strikers attempt the header and it drifts just beyond them. He somehow has his foot higher than his head and ahead if him. Incredible.

 

[eastmanc]

Decent goal

Ooh your a hard task master.

 

[eastmanc]

He said if we'd only scored 1 goal the match would have ended one all.

The man is a genius.

 

[aguero93:20]

The man is a genius.

No. Genius's envy that man

 

[Keeper!]

Simply stunning, the goal was incredible in term of technic and physicality, impossible to defend against.

 

[svennis pennis]

Enjoyed Jake Humphrey (thought he’d been let go) declaring triumphantly at half time ‘we’ve just witnessed how to stop Erling Haaland’.

Never mind eh. He will just bang in a finish like that.

 

[aguero93:20]

Enjoyed Jake Humphrey (thought he’d been let go) declaring triumphantly at half time ‘we’ve just witnessed how to stop Erling Haaland’.

Never mind eh. He will just bang in a finish like that.

Anti aircraft missiles.

 

[blue for life]

Enjoyed Jake Humphrey (thought he’d been let go) declaring triumphantly at half time ‘we’ve just witnessed how to stop Erling Haaland’.

Never mind eh. He will just bang in a finish like that.

So glad I binned BT Sport so I don’t have to put up with tossers like him!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

“Erling they denied you the space there, obviously they clearly know how to stop you when they can, they defended very well…”

“Err they didn’t stop me, I scored!”

Oh my fucking God, I fucking love this lad!