9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[super_city_si]

Great finishes. hitting stride nicely

 

[super_city_si]

Another bedmate for Erling. Laporte is probably glad he left, considering how tired he was of signing Erling's balls.

Commentators: "He didn't do much apart from a hat-trick and an assist" ... You just have to laugh, don't you!

Hell probably get a 5/10 in MEN

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Don’t even think he was that good outside four or five things today. Imagine when he’s in his prime at 27 and he’s ironed out everything.

Fucking frightening prospect… yes, a 23 year old, 50+ goal a season, prospect!

 

[Sporting1906]

If he stays at City for his career (he is a City fan so it’s possible) he is going to obliterate Aguero’s record.

 

[freshie]

Back with a bang

 

[ninjamonkey]

What other player can be largely shit and still score a hattrick and get an assist? He's on a different level to everyone.

When they announced him as two goal motm at the ground guy next to me said he's never motm and I agreed completely, 2 minutes later and he's bagged his hattrick we both took it back, can't argue with the numbers. Machine.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

17 touches of the ball

4 shots, 3 goals, 1 assist

 

[skillman]

Mint. Good to see him come near post for the last one, he’s lethally clinical

 

[Moggzy]

17 touches - 3 goals - 1 assist.

He’s ruthlessly efficient!

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

No words.