9 | Erling Haaland - 2024/25

Got no service yesterday but worked hard and took his pen beautifully.

Looked very happy parading the trophy.

Looking forward to seeing Savio provide him plenty of ammo as the season progresses.
 
Jam Tomorrow said:
It’s supposed to be the latest zeitgeist way of achieving a place of zen. Looks a bit daft to me.
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That’s what I thought. As far as I know, he practises meditation but have only reached that conclusion by Googling ‘Haaland’ and ‘Buddhism’, having previously noted that he sometimes celebrates goals by assuming a seated Buddha posture.

If it is Zen that he goes in for, he may be having a crack at a method known as ‘shikantaza’ that is generally performed whilst staring at a blank wall.

According to one tradition, the legendary founder of Zen Buddhism, Bodhidharma, got a bit carried away and meditated (or ‘raw dogged’ if you prefer) until his arms and legs fell off.
 
Erling now has a partnership with Godfisk in Norway to promote healthy fish and seafood dishes.
As a seafood lover myself I may give some of the recipes a go!

www.godfisk.no

Sjømat slik Haaland gjør det: Spis det beste, vær den beste

Erling Braut Haaland elsker all type sjømat. Når han spiser sjømat holder han seg sunn og frisk, og kan prestere på fotballbanen. Les mer her!
www.godfisk.no www.godfisk.no
 
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Highest goal per 90 ratio in the Premier League during the past 5 seasons (19/20-23/24)

Erling Haaland: 63 goals in 5384 minutes = 1.05 Goal per 90 (1.08 Expected Goals per 90)

Harry Kane: 88 goals in 12335 minutes = 0.64 Goal per 90 (0.58 Expected Goals per 90)

Mohamed Salah: 101 goals in 14609 minutes = 0.62 Goal per 90 (0.68 Expected Goals per 90)

Jamie Vardy: 56 goals in 9521 minutes = 0.53 Goal per 90 (0.52 Expected Goals per 90)

Diogo Jota: 48 goals in 8140 minutes = 0.53 Goal per 90 (0.55 Expected Goals per 90)

Phil Foden: 53 goals in 9367 minutes = 0.51 Goal per 90 (0.35 Expected Goals per 90) Best finisher

Danny Ings: 50 goals in 8860 minutes = 0.51 Goal per 90 (0.41 Expected Goals per 90)

Son Heung-Min: 78 goals in 14610 minutes = 0.48 Goal per 90 (0.37 Expected Goals per 90)

Sadio Mane: 45 goals in 8399 minutes = 0.48 Goal per 90 (0.50 Expected Goals per 90)

Gabriel Jesus: 46 goals in 9563 minutes = 0.43 Goal per 90 (0.61 Expected Goals per 90) Worst finisher

Marcus Rashford: 56 goals in 12047 minutes = 0.42 Goal per 90 (0.44 Expected Goals per 90)

Ollie Watkins: 59 goals in 12700 minutes = 0.42 Goal per 90 (0.46 Expected Goals per 90)

Chris Wood: 48 goals in 10566 minutes = 0.41 Goal per 90 (0.47 Expected Goals per 90)

Kevin de Bruyne: 46 goals in 10721 minutes = 0.39 Goal per 90 (0.26 Expected Goals per 90)

Dominic Calvert-Lewin: 43 goals in 10245 minutes = 0.38 Goal per 90 (0.53Expected Goals per 90)

Bruno Fernandes: 54 goals in 13910 minutes = 0.35 Goal per 90 (0.33 Expected Goals per 90)

Bukayo Saka: 47 goals in 13586 minutes = 0.31 Goal per 90 (0.31 Expected Goals per 90)

Jarrod Bowen: 43 goals in 12808 minutes = 0.30 Goal per 90 (0.33 Expected Goals per 90)
 
The Viking said:
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Highest goal per 90 ratio in the Premier League during the past 5 seasons (19/20-23/24)

Erling Haaland: 63 goals in 5384 minutes = 1.05 Goal per 90 (1.08 Expected Goals per 90)

Harry Kane: 88 goals in 12335 minutes = 0.64 Goal per 90 (0.58 Expected Goals per 90)

Mohamed Salah: 101 goals in 14609 minutes = 0.62 Goal per 90 (0.68 Expected Goals per 90)

Jamie Vardy: 56 goals in 9521 minutes = 0.53 Goal per 90 (0.52 Expected Goals per 90)

Diogo Jota: 48 goals in 8140 minutes = 0.53 Goal per 90 (0.55 Expected Goals per 90)

Phil Foden: 53 goals in 9367 minutes = 0.51 Goal per 90 (0.35 Expected Goals per 90) Best finisher

Danny Ings: 50 goals in 8860 minutes = 0.51 Goal per 90 (0.41 Expected Goals per 90)

Son Heung-Min: 78 goals in 14610 minutes = 0.48 Goal per 90 (0.37 Expected Goals per 90)

Sadio Mane: 45 goals in 8399 minutes = 0.48 Goal per 90 (0.50 Expected Goals per 90)

Gabriel Jesus: 46 goals in 9563 minutes = 0.43 Goal per 90 (0.61 Expected Goals per 90) Worst finisher

Marcus Rashford: 56 goals in 12047 minutes = 0.42 Goal per 90 (0.44 Expected Goals per 90)

Ollie Watkins: 59 goals in 12700 minutes = 0.42 Goal per 90 (0.46 Expected Goals per 90)

Chris Wood: 48 goals in 10566 minutes = 0.41 Goal per 90 (0.47 Expected Goals per 90)

Kevin de Bruyne: 46 goals in 10721 minutes = 0.39 Goal per 90 (0.26 Expected Goals per 90)

Dominic Calvert-Lewin: 43 goals in 10245 minutes = 0.38 Goal per 90 (0.53Expected Goals per 90)

Bruno Fernandes: 54 goals in 13910 minutes = 0.35 Goal per 90 (0.33 Expected Goals per 90)

Bukayo Saka: 47 goals in 13586 minutes = 0.31 Goal per 90 (0.31 Expected Goals per 90)

Jarrod Bowen: 43 goals in 12808 minutes = 0.30 Goal per 90 (0.33 Expected Goals per 90)
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Can't believe Southgate has never called up KDB
 
The Viking said:
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Highest goal per 90 ratio in the Premier League during the past 5 seasons (19/20-23/24)

Erling Haaland: 63 goals in 5384 minutes = 1.05 Goal per 90 (1.08 Expected Goals per 90)

Harry Kane: 88 goals in 12335 minutes = 0.64 Goal per 90 (0.58 Expected Goals per 90)

Mohamed Salah: 101 goals in 14609 minutes = 0.62 Goal per 90 (0.68 Expected Goals per 90)

Jamie Vardy: 56 goals in 9521 minutes = 0.53 Goal per 90 (0.52 Expected Goals per 90)

Diogo Jota: 48 goals in 8140 minutes = 0.53 Goal per 90 (0.55 Expected Goals per 90)

Phil Foden: 53 goals in 9367 minutes = 0.51 Goal per 90 (0.35 Expected Goals per 90) Best finisher

Danny Ings: 50 goals in 8860 minutes = 0.51 Goal per 90 (0.41 Expected Goals per 90)

Son Heung-Min: 78 goals in 14610 minutes = 0.48 Goal per 90 (0.37 Expected Goals per 90)

Sadio Mane: 45 goals in 8399 minutes = 0.48 Goal per 90 (0.50 Expected Goals per 90)

Gabriel Jesus: 46 goals in 9563 minutes = 0.43 Goal per 90 (0.61 Expected Goals per 90) Worst finisher

Marcus Rashford: 56 goals in 12047 minutes = 0.42 Goal per 90 (0.44 Expected Goals per 90)

Ollie Watkins: 59 goals in 12700 minutes = 0.42 Goal per 90 (0.46 Expected Goals per 90)

Chris Wood: 48 goals in 10566 minutes = 0.41 Goal per 90 (0.47 Expected Goals per 90)

Kevin de Bruyne: 46 goals in 10721 minutes = 0.39 Goal per 90 (0.26 Expected Goals per 90)

Dominic Calvert-Lewin: 43 goals in 10245 minutes = 0.38 Goal per 90 (0.53Expected Goals per 90)

Bruno Fernandes: 54 goals in 13910 minutes = 0.35 Goal per 90 (0.33 Expected Goals per 90)

Bukayo Saka: 47 goals in 13586 minutes = 0.31 Goal per 90 (0.31 Expected Goals per 90)

Jarrod Bowen: 43 goals in 12808 minutes = 0.30 Goal per 90 (0.33 Expected Goals per 90)
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Even more impressive for Foden is how the large majority of these players take penalties for their team.
 
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