9 | Erling Haaland - 2024/25

[skillman]

Spends more time laughing with the opposition than he does being physical against them. Needs the game to come to him. Painful at the minute. Ineffective.

 

[Blu1]

Offers the team very little not his fault. Tactics don’t suit him & an extra midfielder would help team more right now

 

[EdersonsSmiley]

Spends more time laughing with the opposition than he does being physical against them. Needs the game to come to him. Painful at the minute. Ineffective.

I see this a lot on here, when exactly is he supposed to be physical?

We never play the ball in behind for him to chase and we never cross the ball. When we aimlessly pass it side to side should he be backing into CBs or just wrestling them for no reason? When are these duels with defenders supposed to happen?

 

[Brad mcfc]

Invisible again.

 

[xmusampa]

Rarely turns up for the big matches if we are honest. I’d drop him for forest

Passenger

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Glad he found it funny.

 

[city warrior]

I see this a lot on here, when exactly is he supposed to be physical?

We never play the ball in behind for him to chase and we never cross the ball. When we aimlessly pass it side to side should he be backing into CBs or just wrestling them for no reason? When are these duels with defenders supposed to happen?

Maybe go to the near post in crosses instead of always hiding behing both CBs? Maybe press intensely when the team is not playing at their best? Maybe don't laugh and hug opposing players while the tram is having a hard time?

Some players didn't play well, but I can see they tried. Not Haaland though...he was inexistent both in quality and personality.

 

[Ezy]

Unacceptable to laugh with these wankers when losing and havent won a game for 7

 

[Legal Alien]

He never saw the ball.

He does have to be better in both boxes though, he needs to be more physical and I'd have him marking CH's when teams get a corner.Van Dyke had free headers all day today.

 

[Dax777]

Unacceptable to laugh with these wankers when losing and havent won a game for 7

He told our keeper what side to dive. And he almost got the penalty.

I have no issue with him smiling at being able to read Salah's mind.

 

[madloaf]

Rubbish today. Don't like the body language. First time I've said this. Doesn't believe the ball is coming..he's not wrong but didn't like it today.

 

[Ezy]

He told our keeper what side to dive. And he almost got the penalty.

I have no issue with him smiling at being able to read Salah's mind.

Guess were different then

 

[skillman]

I see this a lot on here, when exactly is he supposed to be physical?

We never play the ball in behind for him to chase and we never cross the ball. When we aimlessly pass it side to side should he be backing into CBs or just wrestling them for no reason? When are these duels with defenders supposed to happen?

He hides at the back post. Needs to put himself about more. Too easy to mark out of games.

 

[Monsters.]

If we hit space like Liverpool he’d be a different beast for us

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

He needs more than one string to his bow to we a world class player. Great finisher but one dimensional as fuck. Nowhere near Sergio's level and never will be. I remember Pep saying Sergio had to do more for the team. To the point where he'd be nowhere near in position when the ball broke, at times.
Kun could still be with us if he only had to be a token gesture.

 

[clarion]

What’s so funny Erling?
It’s embarrassing how you play.
Donkey

 

[Mike N]

What’s so funny Erling?
It’s embarrassing how you play.
Donkey

Anyone smell anything?

 

[bluemoon32]

The service to him is appalling at times, in saying that, i do wish he'd put himself about a bit more, he's more tame pussycat than angry Viking

 

[SamTheGuru]

I am really not sure what he was supposed to do today.

 

[argyle]

What’s so funny Erling?
It’s embarrassing how you play.
Donkey

Do you ever not abuse our players?