9 | Erling Haaland - 2024/25

[madloaf]

Rubbish today. Don't like the body language. First time I've said this. Doesn't believe the ball is coming..he's not wrong but didn't like it today.

 

[Ezy]

He told our keeper what side to dive. And he almost got the penalty.

I have no issue with him smiling at being able to read Salah's mind.

Guess were different then

 

[skillman]

I see this a lot on here, when exactly is he supposed to be physical?

We never play the ball in behind for him to chase and we never cross the ball. When we aimlessly pass it side to side should he be backing into CBs or just wrestling them for no reason? When are these duels with defenders supposed to happen?

He hides at the back post. Needs to put himself about more. Too easy to mark out of games.

 

[Monsters.]

If we hit space like Liverpool he’d be a different beast for us

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

He needs more than one string to his bow to we a world class player. Great finisher but one dimensional as fuck. Nowhere near Sergio's level and never will be. I remember Pep saying Sergio had to do more for the team. To the point where he'd be nowhere near in position when the ball broke, at times.
Kun could still be with us if he only had to be a token gesture.

 

[clarion]

What’s so funny Erling?
It’s embarrassing how you play.
Donkey

 

[Mike N]

What’s so funny Erling?
It’s embarrassing how you play.
Donkey

Anyone smell anything?

 

[bluemoon32]

The service to him is appalling at times, in saying that, i do wish he'd put himself about a bit more, he's more tame pussycat than angry Viking

 

[SamTheGuru]

I am really not sure what he was supposed to do today.

 

[argyle]

What’s so funny Erling?
It’s embarrassing how you play.
Donkey

Do you ever not abuse our players?