A gift of buckfast wine

I can decode this hidden message, Buckfast sounds like... FucksFast which means she's suggesting the OP is a 1 minute man and she's not interested but thanks for her gift.
 
Thorin Oakenshield said:
It came in a fancy wine bag. I totally agree, buckfast was an odd choice, thus this thread. Why buckfàst?!!! What am I meant to think, she gave me a gift of an expensive wine with a bad reputation.
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Could have been something she had received from someone else and recycled. I think she wants you but is playing it cool hoping for you to make the move. Come on strong and assertive she will be like putty in your hands.

You should test this theory though. Crack open the bottle and once you have half of it go and declare your love whilst waving your "warhammer" at her.
 
So guys she is leaving the estate. She is being put of her house, Sunday is her last day and I probably wont see her.

I have a card with 200 euro for her. I also included my phone number to arrange play date for the kids.

This should be forever known as a massive missed opportunity
 
Thorin Oakenshield said:
So guys she is leaving the estate. She is being put of her house, Sunday is her last day and I probably wont see her.

I have a card with 200 euro for her. I also included my phone number to arrange play date for the kids.

This should be forever known as a massive missed opportunity
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Why is she getting kicked out?
 
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