A gift of buckfast wine

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Has Thorin let us down like a pair of slack pants, again?

Don't encourage the boring ****.

 

[snorky]

Don't encourage the boring ****.

That's a little harsh Mr. Risin.
Pay no heed Thorin, get and slurp down that potion of love and go woo the fair chubby maiden.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That's a little harsh Mr. Risin.
Pay no heed Thorin, get and slurp down that potion of love and go woo the fair chubby maiden.

Somebody needs to tell him how to take the top off the bottle, the clueless ****.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Has Thorin let us down like a pair of slack pants, again?

What can I say? I don't know how to approach women. I wish I knew

 

[Tuearts right boot]

What can I say? I don't know how to approach women. I wish I knew

Have you thought of joining the dark side, or at least help them out when they're busy.

 

[salford blue 62]

What can I say? I don't know how to approach women. I wish I knew

Fucking hell Snorky !!

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Have you thought of joining the dark side, or at least help them out when they're busy.

Let's put things in perspective
This is a beautiful woman. Matter of fact she has lost weight.She looks even better now
I am an ugly motherfucker. In a normal situation we could never be together..
However, from her Facebook account, she has been single for over a year now. How can this be?!!
I have to believe she does not want a boyfriend otherwise why not have one?
Even if she has sworn off men what chance do I have?
Surely if she liked me she would have made a move, right? That is the purpose of this thread, is gifting buckfast wine a move???
Her kids birthday is this weekend, it seems to me my last chance to approach her, I am shifting myself

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Let's put things in perspective
This is a beautiful woman. Matter of fact she has lost weight.She looks even better now
I am an ugly motherfucker. In a normal situation we could never be together..
However, from her Facebook account, she has been single for over a year now. How can this be?!!
I have to believe she does not want a boyfriend otherwise why not have one?
Even if she has sworn off men what chance do I have?
Surely if she liked me she would have made a move, right? That is the purpose of this thread, is gifting buckfast wine a move???
Her kids birthday is this weekend, it seems to me my last chance to approach her, I am shifting myself

Play hard to get, ignore her but make sure she knows you're ignoring her.

 

[dublinblue12]

As delicious as it is, buckfast has an association with vagrants and drunks

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

As delicious as it is, buckfast has an association with vagrants and drunks

This is the question! Why give me this as a gift?