A gift of buckfast wine

[Thorin Oakenshield]

This whole thing is surreal.
Fucking Buckfast. She could've bought you some nice wine, she might as well have given you a gallon of Parafin. Or any other shite she had lying around.
Was it in brown paper?
Quit while your not quite ahead mate.

It came in a fancy wine bag. I totally agree, buckfast was an odd choice, thus this thread. Why buckfàst?!!! What am I meant to think, she gave me a gift of an expensive wine with a bad reputation.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It came in a fancy wine bag. I totally agree, buckfast was an odd choice, thus this thread. Why buckfàst?!!! What am I meant to think, she gave me a gift of an expensive wine with a bad reputation.

It's obvious, she's waiting for you to make the first ( second ) move. The first failed effort was just her warning shot across the bows to see what you're made of. Drag her into the kitchen, clear the formica work surface with one masculine sweep of your arm, spin her round and get your egg whisk out. Report back. Works in the films.

 

[yeseye]

Interestingly, in Ireland buckfast costs between 13 and 15 euro. So if she bought it for me she spent some money

My daughter is in her house now, I'm going over at 5:30 to collect her. Any ideas what to say?

Muffin or Barm?

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

It's obvious, she's waiting for you to make the first ( second ) move. The first failed effort was just her warning shot across the bows to see what you're made of. Drag her into the kitchen, clear the formica work surface with one masculine sweep of your arm, spin her round and get your egg whisk out. Report back. Works in the films.

I think this too.

 

[Bill Walker]

. Drag her into the kitchen, clear the formica work surface with one masculine sweep of your arm, spin her round and get your egg whisk out.

Isn't that illegal?

 

[Owdman]

Isn't that illegal?

I would regard it as foreplay :)

 

[snorky]

It's obvious, she's waiting for you to make the first ( second ) move. The first failed effort was just her warning shot across the bows to see what you're made of. Drag her into the kitchen, clear the formica work surface with one masculine sweep of your arm, spin her round and get your egg whisk out. Report back. Works in the films.

You are Mills, or Boon, and I claim......

 

[blue b4 the moon]

If you've not formed a bubble you will literally be fucked now.

 

[snorky]

Has Thorin let us down like a pair of slack pants, again?

 

[GornikDaze]

Has Thorin let us down like a pair of slack pants, again?

Think he’s giving us some thinking time until he hits us with the next instalment. Expect a new thread title in 3 months... How Do I Know the Kid Is Mine?