A gift of buckfast wine

This is a win win. If she has bought it for you then it's with the intention of you getting smashed and going around to declare your love. If it was already in her possession then she's a wrong un to start with and you can still get smashed and go around and declare your love.
A bottle of poitin to accompany it, and the job's a good 'un.
 

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