A gift of buckfast wine

Steer well clear - her selection tells you all you need to know - ie that she thinks you are a cheap and tasteless bottle of piss.
 
Thorin Oakenshield said:
Not wanting to start a massive thread again

Just wondering why she sent me a bottle of buckfast? Why buckfast?
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Maybe it was her way of signalling a wry comment?
A sort of tongue in cheek ‘fuck you’ aimed at taking the piss out of the type of person that she thinks you must be to send a €50 voucher to her after she’d already made her feelings towards you very plain by refusing to even have a coffee with you in the first instance?
Then again, it’s a tonic wine primarily but it also has a more modern reputation as being the drink favoured by penniless piss heads with social issues - maybe she’s referencing the later in a vindictive manner (I hope not) or perhaps (more likely I think) kindly referencing the former in the hope that the tonic in the wine picks you up and you get better then stop mithering her?



;-) Haha all in jest my friend - I’m sure that it’s a playful game of chase and that you’ll win her round eventually.
Good luck!
 
Nowt wrong with a bottle of commotion lotion every now and then, I have hapf a bottle in the cupboard.

She either thinks you are a pisscan, up for a scrap or is offering you a shag

After all have buckfast to get a fuck fast I believe I have heard is the saying.
 
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