A gift of buckfast wine

I'd never heard of the stuff but when i moved to Scotland in 1989 i went to a party & was given Buckfast, have never puked since like i did that night.
Fcuking horrific stuff
 
I'd never heard of the stuff but when i moved to Scotland in 1989 i went to a party & was given Buckfast, have never puked since like i did that night.
Fcuking horrific stuff
Never been sick with it.
Had one sip,vile stuff.
Never again.
 
Never been sick with it.
Had one sip,vile stuff.
Never again.
I was already hammered from a session in the Roman Bar in Camelon and then went off to a party where people were egging me on with " let's see if Welshmen can hold their drink " jibes, they quickly learned i couldn't.
Fcuk knows how i got home as i was covered in puke and i cant see a taxi taking me haha
 
I recon the plump porn star was a fan of 321 and is playing a sex mind game with you. Buckfast contains caffeine and comes in a bottle. Shes saying she bottled it going for. Coffee.
Down the bottle in 1 and get round hers but knock on the backdoor. Play mind games with her
 
Make sure you buy one of these bueaties to wear whilst enjoying a wee sip or three
 

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I was already hammered from a session in the Roman Bar in Camelon and then went off to a party where people were egging me on with " let's see if Welshmen can hold their drink " jibes, they quickly learned i couldn't.
Fcuk knows how i got home as i was covered in puke and i cant see a taxi taking me haha
Roman Bar.lol
Birrells man in the Redding myself.
Westquarter Club when it was opened.
 
Maybe it was her way of signalling a wry comment?
A sort of tongue in cheek ‘fuck you’ aimed at taking the piss out of the type of person that she thinks you must be to send a €50 voucher to her after she’d already made her feelings towards you very plain by refusing to even have a coffee with you in the first instance?
Then again, it’s a tonic wine primarily but it also has a more modern reputation as being the drink favoured by penniless piss heads with social issues - maybe she’s referencing the later in a vindictive manner (I hope not) or perhaps (more likely I think) kindly referencing the former in the hope that the tonic in the wine picks you up and you get better then stop mithering her?



;-) Haha all in jest my friend - I’m sure that it’s a playful game of chase and that you’ll win her round eventually.
Good luck!
Lol, clever reply; you’ve just about covered every angle from there I think!
 

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