A gift of buckfast wine

[ali benarbia's studs]

40 squids, mark up!

 

[york away to this!]

At least this thread will adequately compensate for the lack of any new year's eve parties...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Seeing as easter eggs are in the shop, if was me, I'd be making plans for a springtime assault on this woman.
May I suggest Creme Eggs, 3 for a Quid / Euro. Or if you really want to impress her, go for the vegan equivalent, should charm the knickers off her no end.

 

[yeseye]

Return the favour.
Give her a can of Special Brew for Valentines Day.

 

[Magicpole]

Nasty fucking combo of fortified wine and caffeine. Cited as an agrivating factor in a disproportionate ammount of domestic violence cases north of the border. @Magicpole is probably necking a couple of bottles and slapping the wife about to keep warm on a night like this.

I hate the stuff and my Mrs would ragdoll me. She's a Fifer.
I'm more your fine Malt Scot. Class oozes from every pore, you know that. :)

 

[Magicpole]

@Magicpole will confirm Buckfast to be the national drink of the skirt wearing alcoholics north of the border

It is a favourite of many, much to my dismay. And don't diss the skirts, I love showing off my legs, but I do, Bucky free.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Y

I hate the stuff and my Mrs would ragdoll me. She's a Fifer.
I'm more your fine Malt Scot. Class oozes from every pore, you know that. :)

You can always tell a Fifer but you cannot tell them much

 

[Magicpole]

Y

Ou can always tell a Fifer but you cannot tell them much

Not if you want to enjoy your day conscious.

 

[bobmcfc]

 

[Saddleworth2]

That’s put me off my bacon rolls. not Even a fellow Scot can excuse this c*nt.