A gift of buckfast wine

[Thorin Oakenshield]

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You should have seen them the other week, when she answered the door. I felt they were saluting me.
Pretty sure she caught me looking..

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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IMO much more likely to succeed than my 'do you want a shag?'.

 

[GornikDaze]

Whatever he said it must’ve worked... unless the patio has been relaid!!

 

[Sid C]

You should have seen them the other week, when she answered the door. I felt they were saluting me.
Pretty sure she caught me looking..

She’s a fucking nutcase if she talks to her door mate.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

She’s a fucking nutcase if she talks to her door mate.

Nah i said nothing to her...... God damn i am a pussy. I just want this woman so bad

 

[Barcon]

Interestingly, in Ireland buckfast costs between 13 and 15 euro. So if she bought it for me she spent some money

My daughter is in her house now, I'm going over at 5:30 to collect her. Any ideas what to say?

"I'm here to collect you, it's 5:30".

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

"I'm here to collect you, it's 5:30".

Unfortunately that is exactly what I did say

 

[salford blue 62]

Unfortunately that is exactly what I did say

Here we fucking go again.

 

[Barcon]

Unfortunately that is exactly what I did say

Nothing unfortunate about that mate. If you hadn't said anything you both might be still there wondering how you will ever get back home.

 

[Bill Walker]

This whole thing is surreal.
Fucking Buckfast. She could've bought you some nice wine, she might as well have given you a gallon of Parafin. Or any other shite she had lying around.
Was it in brown paper?
Quit while your not quite ahead mate.