A Great Time To Visit Turkey

worsleyweb said:
You will have the shits within 3 days.
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Spotless in Icemelor our kid and the food quality is superlative with an inceredible array of choice for the most hardened gastronominers amongst you. Detailed report to follow
 
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I remember having a laugh at the original post and the comments thereafter. I was, however, only telling someone the very same thing!
 
BimboBob said:
Verbally he's way ahead of that target.
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I have edited post 226 as it remained gramatically incorrect and so apologies for any alarm angst or distress caused. However it is with heavy heart that I now move you down to poster number 4 from number 1 in my all time Moon poster list . I do of course regularly Monitor performance and this is in no way a reflection on your posting prowess and hopefully only a temporary measure.

Verbal shit you say .? Good grief ..
 
dronefromsector7G said:
Can your barber get me some heroin?
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Well a barber stopped me and started his elongated sales pitch telling me he was going to remove my nose hair clear up my messy ears give me a close cut hairstyle and use his cut throat razor to clean up the knape of my neck ..Other half said what do you think he is a fucking Yeti ? Anway I declined but bought a few lines to help us through the parrot show bingo and belly dacing tonight !
 
So I may have got post 44 wrong based on my only previous expedition to Turkish soil and that was quite awhile ago and also stereotyping without having previously experianced sufficient input to make an educated decision.

The resort of Icemelor is very attractive sat in a curved bay and nestled around 3kilometers from Marmaris offering the discerning traveller the best of both worlds. All the houses and bars look very new and the road network and pavements put ours and a lot of mainland Europe to shame. If I was draw comparison' I would say equally to Last America's and certainly not the shit hole impression force fed to me over the years. All the bars and restaurants service staff are nothing but friendly and ultra polite and the ambience is splendid.

Generally speaking when walking about you can get oined but a polite no thank you usually suffices and no different than Spain or Portugal. Prices are silly cheap and a pint of efes is around £2 and steak meal £8.

Marmaris is 40p from our hotel and beautiful Ismellor on the Dolmus is 25p but we walk it in half an hour to save on our carbon footprints. and carbs. ;)

Hotel very good and food superlative. Drinks strong and not tampered with. Entertainment dreadful so we go out every night after a few liveners. Hotel Julian forest suites is in a beautiful setting with peace and calm. 10 days all Inc £320 each jet 2 and for pennies. A big thumbs up from us so dip your toes and take that plunge.
 
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