I stand to be corrected (there are probably dozens!) but cannot bring to mind another club/player song to Dave Clark Five’s “Bits and Pieces”?
So, hopefully, original, no swearing (tho happy to add some), no roy keane, no munich.
There could be many other verses but I guess we’d only want two, so take your pick (maybe 1+2?), but, this season, the last would be my fav!!
He comes from Norway and he looks like Tho-or
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
Give him the ball and he’s gonna sco-ore
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He is a Viking and he’s six foot fi-ive
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s gonna eat Van Dyke alive
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s in the box and he’s gonna sho-oot
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
Another goal for the golden bo-oot
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He scores each game but he still wants mo-ore
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s gonna lift the balon d’or
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s been a Blue right from the sta-art
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s gonna tear your defence apart
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
I’ve got 12 quid on forty go-oals
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
It pays 3 grand so don’t get injured you beautiful goal scoring machine, and don’t rotate him more than once in the league, Pep, please...
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!