A song for Erling...

[Kladze]

Let's not include Munich, nor Roy Keane The Twat, in the song, please.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Erling Haaland is a blue
He loves Glazers

 

[oscbarcelona]

haaland, haaland , haaland, haaland (non stop)

a bit basic I know, however due its simplicity it will catch on.

 

[train man]

I stand to be corrected (there are probably dozens!) but cannot bring to mind another club/player song to Dave Clark Five’s “Bits and Pieces”?


So, hopefully, original, no swearing (tho happy to add some), no roy keane, no munich.
There could be many other verses but I guess we’d only want two, so take your pick (maybe 1+2?), but, this season, the last would be my fav!!

He comes from Norway and he looks like Tho-or
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
Give him the ball and he’s gonna sco-ore
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

He is a Viking and he’s six foot fi-ive
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s gonna eat Van Dyke alive
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

He’s in the box and he’s gonna sho-oot
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
Another goal for the golden bo-oot
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

He scores each game but he still wants mo-ore
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s gonna lift the balon d’or
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

He’s been a Blue right from the sta-art
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s gonna tear your defence apart
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

I’ve got 12 quid on forty go-oals
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
It pays 3 grand so don’t get injured you beautiful goal scoring machine, and don’t rotate him more than once in the league, Pep, please...
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

 

[citytillidie99]

To - Don't you want me - Human League

Alfie Haalands baby
He's called Erling Haaaaaaa-land

Repeat

 

[jayfx]

Better than the shite that’s been thrown about on this thread, and infinitely better than a remix of the Yaya/Kolo chant

He makes some belters up that lad, including the 'Bernardoooo' song.

It's a shame our fans struggle with songs with more than 5 words in.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I stand to be corrected (there are probably dozens!) but cannot bring to mind another club/player song to Dave Clark Five’s “Bits and Pieces”?


So, hopefully, original, no swearing (tho happy to add some), no roy keane, no munich.
There could be many other verses but I guess we’d only want two, so take your pick (maybe 1+2?), but, this season, the last would be my fav!!

He comes from Norway and he looks like Tho-or
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
Give him the ball and he’s gonna sco-ore
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

He is a Viking and he’s six foot fi-ive
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s gonna eat Van Dyke alive
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

He’s in the box and he’s gonna sho-oot
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
Another goal for the golden bo-oot
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

He scores each game but he still wants mo-ore
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s gonna lift the balon d’or
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

He’s been a Blue right from the sta-art
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
He’s gonna tear your defence apart
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

I’ve got 12 quid on forty go-oals
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!
It pays 3 grand so don’t get injured you beautiful goal scoring machine, and don’t rotate him more than once in the league, Pep, please...
Erling Haaland, ER-LING HAALAND!

Haha. Love most of it.

 

[mimicmickmickdoyle]

Off topic =Haaland Racehorse runs today in the 15.20 Yarmouth ,16/1.
Worth an each way punt ?

 

[train man]

Off topic =Haaland Racehorse runs today in the 15.20 Yarmouth ,16/1.
Worth an each way punt ?

Currently 22/1 on betfair (but ew doesn't work quite the same there) but his dam and sire ran over shorter distances, so 9f may be a little far. That said, why the hell not?, small dabble for the craic!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The Alfie/Alfie Erling Haaland chant is a decent but cmon need to come with 3-4 mega chants for this legend in the making.

And they need to be original.

 

[Skybluezoo]

Got a belter for akinji

gipsy kings bamboleo

Akinji, ankiji he sits at the back while the blue boys attack

 

[dublinblue12]

 

[FoolinaFullKit]

A song for tonight!

"Erling Haaland was kung fu fighting.
That kid is fast as lightening.
In fact he's a little bit frightening
But he scores with expert timing"

 

[bluemullet]

He’s Elastic,
Got legs like stretchy plastic,
He’s absolutely fantastic,
Erling Haaland.

Not original but not many are these days.

 

[Midlands Blue]

Old song remixed...

They took away our Jesus and Sterling
but now we've got Alvares and Erling
We fight to the end
with negative spend
to wiiin the league..
With Kev DeBruyne
Wiiin the league

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

A song for tonight!

"Erling Haaland was kung fu fighting.
That kid is fast as lightening.
In fact he's a little bit frightening
But he scores with expert timing"

Was just about to post something similar - same first line but nowhere near as good with the rest compares to yours..... great song

 

[Ohrodneyrodney]

To Pet Shop Boys "Go West"...
"Haaland he is like his dad
Haaland he just hates the Rags
Haaland when he scores a goal
We just know he will get two more"

 

[cinnamon]

Too bad this one only works when playing Borussia Dortmund or RB Salzburg.

 

[mat]

 

[SJT]

We need a song choosing and sung pronto - to put a lid on this....can the admin boffs on here collate 10 best efforts on here and we can vote for our favourite - like 'man of the match' poll - we need a song for this lad come the derby