A song for Erling...

Probably already been suggested but to the opening song of "The Vikings"(1958):

"Haaaaland
Haaaaaland
The best CF in all the land and all the world"

Very fitting for the Nordic Meat Shield.
 
Here's something I'm thinking up, not finished yet but it may or may not work. It's certainly original unique and upbeat. Catchy or coat time ?

To Denis Denis/Blondie

Erling Erling, your father Alfie knew

Erling Erling, he brought you up to be a blue

You're City through and though oooh oooh, your dad knew

Oh Erling do-be blue
We're so in love with you
etc etc.


Oh, when you score, it always feels so nice
Erling, Erling

Another goal or two, or hat-trick paradise

Erling, Erling, were so in love with you, ooh ooh
(Or you're City and you're blue, your dad knew)

Needs fine tuning and arranging properly or fuckin' binning, I can't decide.
 
Not so much a song about Erling specifically and I know it may be nothing great as I’m no songwriter but I got a bit giddy after last week’s derby and I penned this, to the tune of our beloved Blue Moon obviously:


Blue Moon
Can you hear the rags groan
Super City tore them apart
By half time they snuck home
Blue Moon
We knew just what we were there for
Erling made the Etihad roar
The rags left as Phil made it four
Blue Moon
United were lucky it finished 6-3
They walked out on their team
While we are living the dream
City, City, City!
It should have been 10
It should have been 10…


Also, while I’m here I did this one but not sure it’d be popular given it’s to the tune of You’ll Never Walk Alone, although I did read that we used to sing You‘ll Never Walk Alone before it was ever synonymous with Liverpool:

When you’re sat in the Etihad
And you’re losing 4-0
And you are afraid of the Blues (CITY!)
By the end of the game
The away end’s empty
You all snuck out at half time
Walk out on your club
Walk out on the reds
For Manchester will always be blue
Walk out, walk out
With tears in your eyes
And the rags are walking out
The rags are walking out
Walk out, walk out
With tears in your eyes
And you’re all walking home
You’re all walking home
 
To the tune of that awful Brotherhood of Man song "Kisses for Me":

Hat-tricks for fun
He;s scoring hat-tricks for fun
Erling Haaland's a star
He scores from near or afar
And he stays on his feet
Cos he isn't a cheat...

Hat-tricks for fun etc

Last 3 lines are a bit lame but someone might improve them....
 
I heard a song on the radio and it's sums our boy up
It's short and catchy
I don't know who sings it but it goes

What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster, is it a monster
What's that coming over the hill
Is it haaland, it is haaland
 
Here's something I'm thinking up, not finished yet but it may or may not work. It's certainly original unique and upbeat. Catchy or coat time ?

To Denis Denis/Blondie

Erling Erling, your father Alfie knew

Erling Erling, he brought you up to be a blue

You're City through and though oooh oooh, your dad knew

Oh Erling do-be blue
We're so in love with you
etc etc.


Oh, when you score, it always feels so nice
Erling, Erling

Another goal or two, or hat-trick paradise

Erling, Erling, were so in love with you, ooh ooh
(Or you're City and you're blue, your dad knew)

Needs fine tuning and arranging properly or fuckin' binning, I can't decide.

Great song, I’ve often thought it would make a great football chant ^
 
Needs to be simple and short - and there’s too many cooks in the kitchen now, he’ll be gone before we get a song sorted!

Denis Denis is good above, keep it short though, someone got a drum kit they can smuggle in? what the fuck!!
 

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