A song for Erling...

[GaudinoMotors]

He eats lasagne
Scores more than Mo Salah
Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland

 

[Metalartin]

Probably already been suggested but to the opening song of "The Vikings"(1958):

"Haaaaland
Haaaaaland
The best CF in all the land and all the world"

Very fitting for the Nordic Meat Shield.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Here's something I'm thinking up, not finished yet but it may or may not work. It's certainly original unique and upbeat. Catchy or coat time ?

To Denis Denis/Blondie

Erling Erling, your father Alfie knew

Erling Erling, he brought you up to be a blue

You're City through and though oooh oooh, your dad knew

Oh Erling do-be blue
We're so in love with you
etc etc.


Oh, when you score, it always feels so nice
Erling, Erling

Another goal or two, or hat-trick paradise

Erling, Erling, were so in love with you, ooh ooh
(Or you're City and you're blue, your dad knew)

Needs fine tuning and arranging properly or fuckin' binning, I can't decide.

 

[TheInvisibleBoy]

Not so much a song about Erling specifically and I know it may be nothing great as I’m no songwriter but I got a bit giddy after last week’s derby and I penned this, to the tune of our beloved Blue Moon obviously:


Blue Moon
Can you hear the rags groan
Super City tore them apart
By half time they snuck home
Blue Moon
We knew just what we were there for
Erling made the Etihad roar
The rags left as Phil made it four
Blue Moon
United were lucky it finished 6-3
They walked out on their team
While we are living the dream
City, City, City!
It should have been 10
It should have been 10…


Also, while I’m here I did this one but not sure it’d be popular given it’s to the tune of You’ll Never Walk Alone, although I did read that we used to sing You‘ll Never Walk Alone before it was ever synonymous with Liverpool:

When you’re sat in the Etihad
And you’re losing 4-0
And you are afraid of the Blues (CITY!)
By the end of the game
The away end’s empty
You all snuck out at half time
Walk out on your club
Walk out on the reds
For Manchester will always be blue
Walk out, walk out
With tears in your eyes
And the rags are walking out
The rags are walking out
Walk out, walk out
With tears in your eyes
And you’re all walking home
You’re all walking home

 

[Big Swifty]

To the tune of that awful Brotherhood of Man song "Kisses for Me":

Hat-tricks for fun
He;s scoring hat-tricks for fun
Erling Haaland's a star
He scores from near or afar
And he stays on his feet
Cos he isn't a cheat...

Hat-tricks for fun etc

Last 3 lines are a bit lame but someone might improve them....

 

[hinchcliffes bulbous conk]

2 nil up by half past three….. he eats Lasaaaagggnnnee

These could be the best days of our lives…

 

[solley attwell]

I heard a song on the radio and it's sums our boy up
It's short and catchy
I don't know who sings it but it goes

What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster, is it a monster
What's that coming over the hill
Is it haaland, it is haaland

 

[There is a Light]

Here's something I'm thinking up, not finished yet but it may or may not work. It's certainly original unique and upbeat. Catchy or coat time ?

To Denis Denis/Blondie

Erling Erling, your father Alfie knew

Erling Erling, he brought you up to be a blue

You're City through and though oooh oooh, your dad knew

Oh Erling do-be blue
We're so in love with you
etc etc.


Oh, when you score, it always feels so nice
Erling, Erling

Another goal or two, or hat-trick paradise

Erling, Erling, were so in love with you, ooh ooh
(Or you're City and you're blue, your dad knew)

Needs fine tuning and arranging properly or fuckin' binning, I can't decide.

Great song, I’ve often thought it would make a great football chant ^

 

[nellyonthewing]

How about the old Balotelli parking song
He scores when he wants,he scores when he wants, Erling Haaland he scores when he wants..

 

[SJT]

Needs to be simple and short - and there’s too many cooks in the kitchen now, he’ll be gone before we get a song sorted!

Denis Denis is good above, keep it short though, someone got a drum kit they can smuggle in? what the fuck!!

 

[bladdered]

Needs to be simple and short

De De De De De...Erling Haaland!

(Pigbag tune)

 

[mike1923]

He’s been a blue since he was 2 Haaland Haaland
And now De Bruyne plays him through Haaland Haaland
He said no to the twat Perez
He wants to play with Alvarez
Erling Haaland City’s number 9

Heard in the bogs on Wednesday

 

[Willtaylor]

Saw a video of sone lads singing this on Twitter video on Sunday… belter imo

Haaland, the way that you look in sky blue, you’re MCFC through and through. You tear teams apart and that’s why we love you..

Best by a long way, please someone in 111 get this going today, I will happily help

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Saw a video of sone lads singing this on Twitter video on Sunday… belter imo

Haaland, the way that you look in sky blue, you’re MCFC through and through. You tear teams apart and that’s why we love you..

Let’s get this going today. Mad that he doesn’t have a proper chant already

 

[Leeky]

Don’t know why we try to over complicate singing a players name, just roar HAALAND HAALAND over and over again, simples

 

[Monksie]

Thank you very much, Belinda Carlisle:

"Ooh baby, now you know what he's worth
Erling Haaland is the greatest on Earth!"

 

[citymad]

Needs to be simple and short - and there’s too many cooks in the kitchen now, he’ll be gone before we get a song sorted!

Denis Denis is good above, keep it short though, someone got a drum kit they can smuggle in? what the fuck!!

true dat!

 

[citymad]

Saw a video of sone lads singing this on Twitter video on Sunday… belter imo

Haaland, the way that you look in sky blue, you’re MCFC through and through. You tear teams apart and that’s why we love you..

Cracking tune. Would love this for Haaland. I'd happily buy the geezer a pint or two who gets this one going.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Erling, Erling Haaland, Erling, Erling Haaland.

Repeat until he scores again, then restart.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Erling Haaland
He's a City Lad
Erling Haaland
He's better than his dad.