A song for Erling...

I like the 'drunken sailor' one. Would be good to get 'Erling can't stop scoring' as the last line for the first bit as it's almost a like for like replacement for 'Early in the morning' then 'Erling, Erling haaland, Erling, Erling harland, Erling, Erling haaland, Erling can't stop scoring
 
It's got to be this Blackpool one with the lyrics below....absolute banger



Erling Haaland oooooh
The Best We've ever known
Born and Bred a Blue
He's city through and through
Power Pace Technique
Scoring Every week
Oooh and by the way
He scored 3 on derby day

Bump
 
I think this works better, with the drunken sailor song…

“What do we do with the big Norwegian”
Repeat
..”Erling keeps on scoring”

“You can’t stop him scoring…”
Repeat
..Erling keeps on scoring!

It’s the “Erling keeps on scoring” (early in the morning) part which is important for the parody. It definitely has legs and is gonna catch on I’m sure… whatever is sung, I’ll be singing along.
 
(ABBA - A man after midnight)

There's not a soul out there,
No one to hear my prayer...

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,
A Yorkshire Norwegian,
His name is Erling Haaland,
And he plays in attack.
 
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Erling do you read me, Haaland
Can you hear me, S.O.S.
Fuck Salah Neymar Messi
No one else can save me, S.O.S.
 
Haaland is lifting us higher,
Than we’ve ever been lifted before,
So keep it up,
Quench our desire
And we’ll be at your side forever more

You know Haaland, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on lifting, (goals keep lifting me)
Higher, (lifting me)
Higher and higher, (higher)
I said your goals, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on, (goals keeps lifting me)
Lifting us,
Higher and higher

We’re so glad, we’ve finally found you,
Yes that one with a killer finish,
And we whip, our loving arms around you,
We can stand up and face the World

You know Haaland, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on lifting, (goals keep lifting me)
Higher, (lifting me)
Higher and higher, (higher)
I said your goals, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on, (goals keeps lifting me)
Lifting us,
Higher and higher

(Cue trumpets, I think)

Err granted, our balls would have to rise back up, before we attempted this upbeat song by Jackie Wilson

 
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Haaland is lifting us higher,
Than we’ve ever been lifted before,
So keep it up,
Quench our desire
And we’ll be at your side forever more

You know Haaland, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on lifting, (goals keep lifting me)
Higher, (lifting me)
Higher and higher, (higher)
I said your goals, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on, (goals keeps lifting me)
Lifting us,
Higher and higher

We’re so glad, we’ve finally found you,
Yes that one with a killer finish,
And we whip, our loving arms around you,
We can stand up and face the World

You know Haaland, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on lifting, (goals keep lifting me)
Higher, (lifting me)
Higher and higher, (higher)
I said your goals, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on, (goals keeps lifting me)
Lifting us,
Higher and higher

(Cue trumpets, I think)

Err granted, our balls would have to rise back up, before we attempted this upbeat song by Jackie Wilson


Great tune , just ruined by your lyrics.
 

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