A song for Erling...

[jamielowndes]

You need to work on that second line.

Could be worse. I was in Barcelona for the Plzen game and Lewandowski got the same flinstones chant only the lyrics were

"Robert, Lewandowski, lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo" on repeat

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

Newbie here!Bit late to the party but I thought I’d break the ice with a song!
To that Viking/rowing tune…
….Haaland Haaland,
He is our Norwegian Blue,
He’ll score one or he’ll score two,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
Leaves defenders on the floor,
He’ll score three or he’ll score four
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
Eats a box of weetabix,
He’ll score five or he’ll score six,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
Never goes to bed too late,
He’ll score seven,he’ll score eight,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
We’re singing his song again,
He’ll score nine or he’ll score ten,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland…

….then back to beginning and repeat for ninety minutes!!Bit long but it could sound great?..

 

[mancityvstoke]

Newbie here!Bit late to the party but I thought I’d break the ice with a song!
To that Viking/rowing tune…
….Haaland Haaland,
He is our Norwegian Blue,
He’ll score one or he’ll score two,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
Leaves defenders on the floor,
He’ll score three or he’ll score four
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
Eats a box of weetabix,
He’ll score five or he’ll score six,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
Never goes to bed too late,
He’ll score seven,he’ll score eight,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
We’re singing his song again,
He’ll score nine or he’ll score ten,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland…

….then back to beginning and repeat for ninety minutes!!Bit long but it could sound great?..

Perfect

Just don’t expect any fucker to sing it

 

[urban genie]

Newbie here!Bit late to the party but I thought I’d break the ice with a song!
To that Viking/rowing tune…
….Haaland Haaland,
He is our Norwegian Blue,
He’ll score one or he’ll score two,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
Leaves defenders on the floor,
He’ll score three or he’ll score four
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
Eats a box of weetabix,
He’ll score five or he’ll score six,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
Never goes to bed too late,
He’ll score seven,he’ll score eight,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland,
We’re singing his song again,
He’ll score nine or he’ll score ten,
Ha ha ha ha Haaland Haaland…

….then back to beginning and repeat for ninety minutes!!Bit long but it could sound great?..

good work however..

doesn't mention scousers or rags so will never catch on with the concourse singers

 

[plattlanebenches]

To the tune of sugar sugar.


Haaland
Oh erling haaland
You are our number 9
And you can’t stop scoring goals.

 

[Craig]

To the tune of sugar sugar.


Haaland
Oh erling haaland
You are our number 9
And you can’t stop scoring goals.

That one we sing at the ground is a belter!Always laughed that Barca had a player as good as Messi for 17 years and just shouted Messi Messi to him now we just shout Haaland Haaland to the best striker in the world.

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

good work however..

doesn't mention scousers or rags so will never catch on with the concourse singers

Thanks very much,however,I was very tempted to use the word Martinez,instead of defenders,for the second verse,but I then I thought on… Any fucker could leave him on the floor!

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

Perfect

Just don’t expect any fucker to sing it

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

Thanks mate.I know what you mean tho.What if I got some song sheets printed out?You know,..a bit like church?

 

[jayfx]

good work however..

doesn't mention scousers or rags so will never catch on with the concourse singers

Exactly.

Can you imagine a City song that doesn't reference united!?