A song for Erling...

[Willtaylor]

To the tune of "What do you do, with the drunken Sailor!"



What do you do, with the big Norweigen,

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,

YOU cant stop him scoring,

Erling, Erling Haaland,

Erling, Erling Haaland,

Erling, Erling Haaland,

YOU cant stop him scoring!



We try in SSL2 but still to catch on!?

 

[Legacyfan1986]

Erling Braut Haaland, he is the fucking man
6ft 4 Norwegian, scores more than his old man.
He plays in blue and white, for Guardiolas men.
And when we win the league, we'll sing this song again.



I'll get me coat

 

[dronefromsector7G]

To the tune of "What do you do, with the drunken Sailor!"

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
YOU cant stop him scoring,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
YOU cant stop him scoring!

We try in SSL2 but still to catch on!?

No way. I just came on this thread and I had this tune in my head. I was thinking about Erling instead of ‘Early (in the morning). Im taking this as a sign we should use this

 

[citymad]

Erling Braut Haaland, he is the fucking man
6ft 4 Norwegian, scores more than his old man.
He plays in blue and white, for Guardiolas men.
And when we win the league, we'll sing this song again.



I'll get me coat

Mate, if this wasn’t Zabba’s song I would say go for it. Good job on the lyrics.

Not to say a player owns the rights to a song it’s generally considered a faux paux to re use songs. That might be just a load of old bollocks though.

 

[JamesTenOne]

Now it rarely gets a run out for Stones, how about this to the tune of Brimful of Asha:

He's big he's from Norway and he's number 9
Cos he's big he's from Norway and he's number 9
Everyone needs Haaland in the middle
Everyone needs Haaland

 

[bluemick1]

To the tune of Eton rifles

Sup up your beer an collect your fags
It’s all kickin off at the Etihad
See the heroes of Man City
Watch Erling Haaland cos he’s gonna score three
Hello hooray what a great day for Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

To the tune of Eton rifles

Sup up your beer an collect your fags
It’s all kickin off at the Etihad
See the heroes of Man City
Watch Erling Haaland cos he’s gonna score three
Hello hooray what a great day for Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland

Nah…

 

[1.618034]

To the tune of "What do you do, with the drunken Sailor!"

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
YOU cant stop him scoring,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
YOU cant stop him scoring!

We try in SSL2 but still to catch on!?

Great but surely 3 "Erlings" and where's Norweigia?

Anyway...


What do you do with a big Norwegian?
What do you do with a big Norwegian?
What do you do with a big Norwegian?

YOU cant stop him scoring!

Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!
Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!
Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!

YOU cant stop him scoring!

 

[Always Ali]

To the tune of "What do you do, with the drunken Sailor!"

What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
What do you do, with the big Norweigen,
YOU cant stop him scoring,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
Erling, Erling Haaland,
YOU cant stop him scoring!

We try in SSL2 but still to catch on!?

Great to see this get some further traction.....but come on lads & lasses, keep up at the back ;)

• 24 Oct 2022
  
  Okay, just so you can all be word perfect and ready to blast this out v Fulham, here's a song sheet for you print out and practice in your mum's bedroom -
  
  WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGAIN
  WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
  WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
  CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING
  
  ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
  ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
  ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
  CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING
  
  And repeat...(or add lyrics if you have anything)
  
  Now, practice your singing/rowing combination, and we're all good to go!

 

[don84]

Great but surely 3 "Erlings" and where's Norweigia?

Anyway...


What do you do with a big Norwegian?
What do you do with a big Norwegian?
What do you do with a big Norwegian?

YOU cant stop him scoring!

Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!
Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!
Erling, Erling, Erling Haaland!

YOU cant stop him scoring!

if you use three Erling's, the rythm is out of the tune, isn't it?