A song for Erling...

[Deleted member 77198]

I like it. But not sure I'll remember all the words. I would just go with the verse: Ha ha ha Haaland!

The only bit that needs singing is:

Haaland Haaland
He’s a blue just like his Dad
Now he’s at the Etihad
Ha Ha Ha Haaland Hey

Haaland Haaland
Came to us from Germany
He’s here to win the Champions League
Ha Ha Ha Haaland Hey

 

[toffee balls]

Looks like he's got a song now!

Love it

 

[Kinkybyname]

some Springsteen fans may like this:

His quick heels stroll through fields of frightened teams,
Meet me in Haa-land of hope and dreams
Na-na-nan Na-na-nan Na-na-nah
Na-na-nan Na-na-nan Na-na-nah

repeat ad nauseam

 

[Magicpole]

I was wrong above… that^ Rangers song is genuinely the worst song I’ve ever heard in the history of football

Truly fucking woeful. Never been known for their great non tribal songs. And that illustrates perfectly why they don’t bother. Or shouldn’t.

 

[Silva&Silva]

Why not use the Yaya chant but just swap out his name for Haaland?

 

[Magicpole]

Love it

That reminds me of a Soviet style tune from the 70’s that failed to convince people having fuck all was great. I would be embarrassed for you as a fan base if you sang that utter wank. Each to their own though.

 

[Ethan23]

I've the start of 2 songs

We used to have Sterling now we've got Erling (that's all I have)

I woke up Erling this morning... (again that's all)

 

[Lord Blue]

Why not use the Yaya chant but just swap out his name for Haaland?

i can get behind that

Haha, Haha, Haha, Haha, Haha, Haha Erling Haaland


We could even add a second verse for his dad
Alfie , Alfie , Alfie , Alfie , Alfie , Alfie, Alfie Haaland

 

[talkativesprout]

did i hear

"Haaland Haaland he's a big Norwegian lad
Roy Keane tried to kill his dad hahaha"

 

[citymad]

Why not use the Yaya chant but just swap out his name for Haaland?

The answers in your question. It's Yaya's song.

 

[malg]

Looks like he's got a song now!

Good Lord, that's awful......

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

did i hear

"Haaland Haaland he's a big Norwegian lad
Roy Keane tried to kill his dad hahaha"

Yorkshire born, Norwegian lad,
Roy Keane tried to kill his dad

 

[Semper aggressus]

That song that ends; Erling Haaland City’s number 9…

 

[Bozo]

HE'S A BLUE JUST LIKE HIS DAD
NOW HE'S AT THE ETIHAD

HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Lord Blue]

Thunder, Lightning, Erling Haaland is Frightening
...
<scratches head>
...
it's a lot easier to get one line than it is two

 

[Magicpole]

The only bit that needs singing is:

Haaland Haaland
He’s a blue just like his Dad
Now he’s at the Etihad
Ha Ha Ha Haaland Hey

Haaland Haaland
Came to us from Germany
He’s here to win the Champions League
Ha Ha Ha Haaland Hey

To quote Blackadder.

It started poorly,faded in the middle and the less said about the end the better. But apart from that Baldrick, excellent.

Oh, thank you very much sir.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Thunder, Lightning, Erling Haaland is Frightening
...
<scratches head>
...
it's a lot easier to get one line than it is two

Is this gonna be a nod to bohemian rhapsody?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Good Lord, that's awful......

There's better on here.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

His name is Alfie Haaland
He wears a viking hat
He used to play for City
Keane put a stop to that
His son now plays for City
He didnt cost much loot
His name is Erling Haaland
And he'll win the golden boot.

 

[mscenterh750]

Ha ha haalands magic you know his feet are like gold he’ll score loads of goals.