A song for Erling...

[Ali B's Heel]

Haaland, Haaland,
Born a blue the Braut baiting you,
He's score for fun, does Alfie's son,
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Paps who ask him shit will pay for it,
A Txiki deal, this Viking steal,
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
A jump so high he'll kick your face,
Once Kun was king, now it is Erling,
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Killer pace, a lethal shot, blue eyes, blond locks,
He's got the lot,
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
The Norse God slaying with the ball,
City go & win it all?
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Alfie, Alfie, Alfie, Alfie, Alfie ...

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

"[The Champions League anthem] is my alarm tone. I wake up to it every day - it's the last song I'm tired of,” he said speaking in 2019.

'Kinell! Does he know much those bastards at Uefa have skinned us for? He needs to get this changed pretty quick!

 

[Lost in space]

His name fits to just can't get enough by Depeche mode

When they see him in the box defenders shit emselves.
He just can't score enough he just can't score enough.
Hhh sent txiki away to buy from the top shelf
We didn't pay enough did we just pay enough

 

[urban genie]

And did his feet walk upon Manchesters pastures green ?
So come to the Etihad all ye faithful,
To see our Erling,
How great thou art.

Is that 4 hymms in one

 

[mat]

"[The Champions League anthem] is my alarm tone. I wake up to it every day - it's the last song I'm tired of,” he said speaking in 2019.

'Kinell! Does he know much those bastards at Uefa have skinned us for? He needs to get this changed pretty quick!

He'll learn fast in a City shirt.

 

[mat]

Erling He's Erling
Pushing City on
Erling He's Erling
Scoring goals for fun

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Has to be "take my breath away" by Berling

 

[BlueBanger]

When they see him in the box defenders shit emselves.
He just can't score enough he just can't score enough.
Hhh sent txiki away to buy from the top shelf
We didn't pay enough did we just pay enough

Not too far off...

When he was a baby, he wore a city shirt(and i just cant get enough).

Someone can add more?

 

[Dogtanian]

All the goals you score for us I go outta my mind and I just can't seem to get enough of ....,...

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Would need to be a good song, whatever we sing for him.

"Sergio, Sergio" was a bit shit for our best goalscorer ever