A song for Erling...

[skiddypants]

Son of My Father
Song by
Chicory Tip
Its the winner

 

[jaiguruKun]

Erling Haaland.
Erling Haaland.

To the tune of ‘same old scousers, always cheating’.

It's the Big Ben chimes!

 

[yatesy94.]

I thought T*ts out Jackie already had this covered?

Ohhhh Baby don't you know what he's worth?
Erling Haaland's the best on Earth
The big Norwegian is what we need
He's gonna win us the Champions League!

 

[jrb]

I thought T*ts out Jackie already had this covered?

Ohhhh Baby don't you know what he's worth?
Erling Haaland's the best on Earth
The big Norwegian is what we need
He's gonna win us the Champions League!

Tits Out Jackie needs a chant.

 

[Half time draw tickets]

Tits Out Jackie needs a chant.

Put your tits back for the lads

 

[oldius]

To Tom Jones, I Who Have Nothing

We, we who have Erling
We, we who have Haaland
Will destroy you,
And beat you so,
He's from Norway, and he scores tons of goals,
His dad is Alfie.

He will beat you any place he wants,
Scoring goals with nonchalance,
And you can only watch him with,
Your nose pressed up against,
The window pane.

We, we who have Erling...

 

[Skybluezoo]

Joleen is raheem... Bjork for haaland. Whisper then go mental M.... I don't know better nout be shite

 

[Manx Blue]

Something different but simple...Grounds for Divorce by Elbow?

Whoah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oah ERL-ING HAA-LAND!

 

[pal42]

Haaland! Haaland!
He's a viking ten feet tall
Look at how he strikes the ball
Ha ha ha ha Haaland! Hey!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Haaland! Haaland!
He's a viking ten feet tall
Look at how he strikes the ball
Ha ha ha ha Haaland! Hey!

That chant won't work in English. Not only that it sounds fuckin' dreadful.