A song for Erling...

[Bluethemaway]

To the tune of Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics

Erling was made for us
His dad and Keane did disagree
We’ll travel the world with Man City
Everybody looking for Haaland

 

[dickie davies]

The tune three minutes in "Kalinka folk music"

And he's scored again
He's scored again
he's scored again
Haaland

 

[mancityvstoke]

We've already got that tune for Ederson

we think he's fucking brilliant

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

To Adams Family tune.

He's big he's bad he's scary
He ain't a fuckin' fairy
And Roy Keane will be wary
Of Erling Ha Haaland

Na na na na(clap clap)

 

[maineroad68]

Erling Haaland
Super Erling Haaland…

that’s as far as I got

 

[Bluefen]

I’m shite at lyrics but surely there is a verse to Love machine and making it Goal Machine….

 

[Kinkybyname]

Young Erl,
He's one of a kind,
He could score even if he was blind,
You better run, world!
Cos we've got young Erl

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I’m shite at lyrics but surely there is a verse to Love machine and making it Goal Machine….

Here's my effort,I'm sure others could do better.

Erling Haaland's a goal machine
A six foot five Viking dream
The best the worlds ever seen
He's sublime

Erling Haaland's our goal machine
This Manchester City team
The best the worlds ever seen
We're so fine

 

[the old abbey]

Please no reference to that red s***e in any haaland song. Its gotta be about him. He's special.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Gala. Freed From Desire

"Haalands on fire, he can't stop scoring goals and Haalands on fire. Na na na na na na na na...."

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Gala. Freed From Desire

"Haalands on fire, he can't stop scoring goals and Haalands on fire. Na na na na na na na na...."

Nice but after the na na's there's no way anymore than 50% will come in correctly to start it again.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

"Haaland's on fire, Martinez is terrified
Haaland's on fire, Martinez...' etc.

 

[skyblue92]

Roy Keanes name shouldn’t be anywhere near an erling haaland song fuck that **** .

 

[skillman]

How about 'Haaland! Haaland! Haaland!' like the Chelsea chant? That doesn't ever get boring or tedious whenever it's sang.

 

[Manchester_City_Blue]

Hark now hear the city sing
Haalands scored again, and he will score a hundred more so who needs Harry Kane

 

[HelloCity]

Gala. Freed From Desire

"Haalands on fire, he can't stop scoring goals and Haalands on fire. Na na na na na na na na...."

"Haaland's on fire, Martinez is terrified
Haaland's on fire, Martinez...' etc.

 

[hampshireblue]

To the Mexican tune Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye:





Nine Nine Nine Nine
Erling has scored another
He's scored with his head/ left/ right (choose as approprpate for the goal) for the boys in blue
Haaland has scored another

adds a bit of Spanish flare to keep Pep happy.

Catchy even for the most tone deaf amongst us

 

[Dobsy]

To the main verse tune of Raspberry Beret by Prince.



Eeerling Braut Haaland
Scores all the time but he only wants more

Eeeerling Braut Haaland,
Finally someone who can hit a barn door.

Eeerling Braut Haaland
Fuck off Madrid there is no release clause


Tbh I wrote this jokingly but it scans, has a bit of City humour, is simple enough to remember, and is a unique tune for a chant. I might give it a try next time I'm at the match.

 

[Bluefen]

Here's my effort,I'm sure others could do better.

Erling Haaland's a goal machine
A six foot five Viking dream
The best the worlds ever seen
He's sublime

Erling Haaland's our goal machine
This Manchester City team
The best the worlds ever seen
We're so fine

I’ll get that going in the family stand on Saturday

 

[mat]

Shit Niall Quinn
You're just a shit Niall Quinn