In my defence I’ve been on the piss all day, Jack Daniel’s honey has a lot to answer for, but how about the Free from Desire, Will Griggs on fire song? Could someone improve the following pissed up lyrics whilst I get my coat?
We’ve got Alfie’s lad Erling
Wanted City, said fuck off to Madrid
We’ve got Alfie’s lad Erling
He wanted City, fuck off you rag scum
We’ve got the big blonde from Norway
He told the Bayern twats to go away
We’ve got a Nordic shield of meat
He even likes the odd empty seat
He’ll score us goals
We’ll just score more and more
He’ll score us goals
We’ll score more and more
He’ll score us goals
We’ll just score more and more
He’ll score with every shot
We’ll win the fucking lot
Erlings on fire
Pisstakes slabhead Maguire
Erlings on fire
Will make Mr Fucking Ed retire
Erlings on fire
Jackie’s tits will always say hiya
Erlings on fire
His dad says keane is fucking dier
Na na na na na na na
Etc
Coat, got