A song for Erling...

I like the 'drunken sailor' one. Would be good to get 'Erling can't stop scoring' as the last line for the first bit as it's almost a like for like replacement for 'Early in the morning' then 'Erling, Erling haaland, Erling, Erling harland, Erling, Erling haaland, Erling can't stop scoring
 
wozzablue said:
It's got to be this Blackpool one with the lyrics below....absolute banger



Erling Haaland oooooh
The Best We've ever known
Born and Bred a Blue
He's city through and through
Power Pace Technique
Scoring Every week
Oooh and by the way
He scored 3 on derby day
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I think this works better, with the drunken sailor song…

“What do we do with the big Norwegian”
Repeat
..”Erling keeps on scoring”

“You can’t stop him scoring…”
Repeat
..Erling keeps on scoring!

It’s the “Erling keeps on scoring” (early in the morning) part which is important for the parody. It definitely has legs and is gonna catch on I’m sure… whatever is sung, I’ll be singing along.
 
(ABBA - A man after midnight)

There's not a soul out there,
No one to hear my prayer...

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme,
A Yorkshire Norwegian,
His name is Erling Haaland,
And he plays in attack.
 
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Erling do you read me, Haaland
Can you hear me, S.O.S.
Fuck Salah Neymar Messi
No one else can save me, S.O.S.
 
Haaland is lifting us higher,
Than we’ve ever been lifted before,
So keep it up,
Quench our desire
And we’ll be at your side forever more

You know Haaland, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on lifting, (goals keep lifting me)
Higher, (lifting me)
Higher and higher, (higher)
I said your goals, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on, (goals keeps lifting me)
Lifting us,
Higher and higher

We’re so glad, we’ve finally found you,
Yes that one with a killer finish,
And we whip, our loving arms around you,
We can stand up and face the World

You know Haaland, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on lifting, (goals keep lifting me)
Higher, (lifting me)
Higher and higher, (higher)
I said your goals, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on, (goals keeps lifting me)
Lifting us,
Higher and higher

(Cue trumpets, I think)

Err granted, our balls would have to rise back up, before we attempted this upbeat song by Jackie Wilson

 
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Captain Apollo said:
Haaland is lifting us higher,
Than we’ve ever been lifted before,
So keep it up,
Quench our desire
And we’ll be at your side forever more

You know Haaland, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on lifting, (goals keep lifting me)
Higher, (lifting me)
Higher and higher, (higher)
I said your goals, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on, (goals keeps lifting me)
Lifting us,
Higher and higher

We’re so glad, we’ve finally found you,
Yes that one with a killer finish,
And we whip, our loving arms around you,
We can stand up and face the World

You know Haaland, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on lifting, (goals keep lifting me)
Higher, (lifting me)
Higher and higher, (higher)
I said your goals, (your goals keep lifting me)
Keep on, (goals keeps lifting me)
Lifting us,
Higher and higher

(Cue trumpets, I think)

Err granted, our balls would have to rise back up, before we attempted this upbeat song by Jackie Wilson

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Great tune , just ruined by your lyrics.
 
Always thought the Celtic song for former blue Scott Sinclair was a banger, based on The logical song by Supertramp or Scooter if you like a bit of euro-techno, brilliant on the concourse and amazing under the lights….

Oh he’s Erling Haaland
and he is so wonderful
when he scores a goal
Oh it’s beautiful….it’s magical

And when he runs with the ball
your defence does fuck all
He’s frightening
Makes all the blues sing

Da da da da da da or nah nah nah nah nah nah


www.fanchants.com

'Scotty Sinclair Is so Wonderful' - Celtic FanChants

Born again player Scottie Sinclair gets a cracking song from the Green Brigade
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Is tomorrow the day the Erling drunken sailor song finally gets going?
An early Haaland goal could just be the momentum it needs....come on City!
 
South stand 3...rumours a proper city fan is bringing is clssically trained singing wife to the match tomorrow.....Erling....Erling Haarland....
 
Jesus H Gabz said:
Always thought the Celtic song for former blue Scott Sinclair was a banger, based on The logical song by Supertramp or Scooter if you like a bit of euro-techno, brilliant on the concourse and amazing under the lights….

Oh he’s Erling Haaland
and he is so wonderful
when he scores a goal
Oh it’s beautiful….it’s magical

And when he runs with the ball
your defence does fuck all
He’s frightening
Makes all the blues sing

Da da da da da da or nah nah nah nah nah nah


www.fanchants.com

'Scotty Sinclair Is so Wonderful' - Celtic FanChants

Born again player Scottie Sinclair gets a cracking song from the Green Brigade
www.fanchants.com www.fanchants.com
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It would definitely need to be the Scooter version with our lot. There's no way we'd keep to the pace of the original. We seem desperate to get the words out as fast as possible. It's like a race. That is if we could remember all those lyrics.
 
Alty_Blue said:
Paddy Keighlty on 5 live this morning had a caller phone in with this (to the Proclaimers)

He will score 500 goals
And he will score 500 more
Just to be the man who scores a thousand goals
And wins the ballon d’or
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland
Da da da da da da da da da etc….
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This would work. Catchy, everyone knows the tune and not to complex.
 
To the Flintstones theme.

Haaland, Erling Haaland,
He's a modern striker for Cit-eeee.
From the, land of Norway,
He's about to make some histor-eeee.

He's a, towering shield of Nordic meat,
Hatricks, with his head or either feet.
 
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