A song for Erling...

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Do the Haaland shuffle
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Do the Haaland shuffle
(Watch the Viking shine)

 
I just put this on the song thread, not really just an Erling song but it gives him pride of place at the end

'Follow' (The Entertainer)

'Follow, follow, follow
We're the best football team in the world

We've got Rodri and Gundo
Phil and Bernardo
Kevin De Bruyne, John Stones

We've got Eddie and Ruben
Riyad and Rico
Super Jack Grealish and Cole

We've got Stefan and Julian
Manu and Nathan
Kyle Walker and Aymeric Laporte

We've got Kalvin and Sergio
Pep and Rodolfo
Erling Haaland and all of his goals

ERLING HAALAND AND ALL OF HIS GOALS

Follow Follow Follow

I know there's only one game left with all of these but it can be swopped with new players next season.
5 days to learn it
 
Osmond's Crazy Horses...

On the ground and in the air
Erling Haalands scoring everywhere
He's won the league and he's won the cup
Now he's going for the treble up
Erling Haaland, Haaland! Haaland!
Erling Haaland, Haaland! Haaland!
 
Oh Alfies' son, oh Alfies' son
We can see your blon
de hair flowing
As you run forward scoring
And you are Alfies son
Oooh you are Alfies' son.
(Galveston)
 
Cause all of the stars are fading away
Just try not to worry, you'll see them someday
Take what you need, and be on your way
You can’t stop Erling Haaland

Still think this is the one..
 
To Boney M's Brown girl in the ring...

Haaland's on the pitch
Tra la la la la
There's a Haaland on the pitch
Tra la la la la
Haaland's on the pitch
Tra la la la la
He scores a tap in in the box
In the box
 
Cause all of the stars are fading away
Just try not to worry, you'll see them someday
Take what you need, and be on your way
You can’t stop Erling Haaland

Still think this is the one..
He's our superstar,
He comes from Norway,
Just try not to worry,
He's scoring today,
We'll take the 3 points,
and be on our way,
You can't stop Erling Haaland!
 
To the theme tune of Rawhide:-

Erling Erling Erling
Erling Erling Erling
Haaland

Goals he keeps on scoring
The papers find it boring
We don't care cos we all love City

Keep movin' movin' movin'
Though they're disapproving
Keep the Red shit losing
Haaland

Number 9's his number
He is the god of Thunder

Erling Erling Erling Haaland
 
To the theme tune of Rawhide:-

Erling Erling Erling
Erling Erling Erling
Haaland

Goals he keeps on scoring
The papers find it boring
We don't care cos we all love City

Keep movin' movin' movin'
Though they're disapproving
Keep the Red shit losing
Haaland

Number 9's his number
He is the god of Thunder

Erling Erling Erling Haaland

I definitely like the rawhide tune with his name.

Not a fan of your verses though and Utd being mentioned completes the bingo card. I like to just focus on us than mention mid table sides.

With a bit if work though I’d be onboard with this.
 
To the tune of the old “ Said Bertie Mee to Bill Shankly have you heard of the North Bank Highbury “ etc

Said PSG to Man City

Do you want Mbappe you can have him on a free

No said Pep I don’t think so

We’ve got Erling Haa-land

Na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na

WE,VE GOT ERLING HAA-LAND

If you keep singing it your head it’s not bad ….
 
Cause all of the stars are fading away
Just try not to worry, you'll see them someday
Take what you need, and be on your way
You can’t stop Erling Haaland

Still think this is the one..
There was a song going in the Townley earlier to this tune but with better words.

Wish I could remember it(but that's what age and alcohol does to you).

It finished with "we'll take our 3 points and be on our way...."

Anyone know it?
 


Time to get this going now!

Sorry that sounds a bit of a dirge. The best I’ve heard was a blue in the South Stand last season singing to the tune of the drunken sailor
“What shall we do with big Norwegian
What shall we do with the big Noweigan
What shall we do with the big Norwegian
He just can’t stop scoring

Erling, Erling Haaland
Erling Erling Haaland
Erling Erling Haaland
He just can’t stop scoring
 

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