Adam and Eve

[gordondaviesmoustache]

He probbably doesn't know the answer but A&E had a few daughters after caine and abel as well as sons afterall adam lived to 930 years afterall ;-)

Possibly so, but it doesn’t alter the requisite expedient dynamics. Someone’s got to fuck their mum, sister or daughter at some point. Which is it @George Hannah ? I think we’ve got a right to know.

 

[Blue Mist]

Just above my knee.

That thought may keep me awake all night, I wish I hadn't asked.

 

[Blue Mist]

Possibly so, but it doesn’t alter the requisite expedient dynamics. Someone’s got to fuck their mum, sister or daughter at some point. Which is it @George Hannah ? I think we’ve got a right to know.

Is the answer Wythenshawe ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That thought may keep me awake all night, I wish I hadn't asked.

I’ve kept one of my socks on, if that assists in any way.

 

[urban genie]

Possibly so, but it doesn’t alter the requisite expedient dynamics. Someone’s got to fuck their mum, sister or daughter at some point. Which is it @George Hannah ? I think we’ve got a right to know.

Caine married anwar his younger sister.

It is in genesis, plus adams first wife Lilith who fucked him off and set up shop elsewhere was shagging about with demons

 

[sir baconface]

Pound to a penny every bloke has just checked his belly button after reading these last two posts.

Not me.

However, @Blue Mist‘s observation on dick size did prompt a quick look.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

adams first wife Lilith who fucked him off and set up shop elsewhere was shagging about with demons

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

 

[George Hannah]

I’m sat here on the edge of my seat...

are you quite sure you are ready for this?

 

[urban genie]

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

The incest happening I can believe, I lived in the channel islands after all for a while, it's the living 930 years I am calling bullshit on.


Early book Genesis stories are a load of bollocks anyway, it was robbed from gilgamesh and merchant tales from the far east.

 

[George Hannah]

Possibly so, but it doesn’t alter the requisite expedient dynamics. Someone’s got to fuck their mum, sister or daughter at some point. Which is it @George Hannah ? I think we’ve got a right to know.

It wasn't written down until 1662 but I'm sure A & E were told

 

[Blue Mist]

It wasn't written down until 1662 but I'm sure A & E were told

Oh shit, so you can't shag your sons wife, oh shit.

 

[sir baconface]

It wasn't written down until 1662 but I'm sure A & E were told

Are you sure this isn’t a Stokie’s bucket list?

 

[Fame Monster]

It wasn't written down until 1662 but I'm sure A & E were told

No wonder Ryan Giggs is an atheist

 

[vmsuhail]

And if god created man in his own image, then god's got one too.

It's a metaphor.

 

[vmsuhail]

So God, who is so all powerful and omnipresent, can create the whole universe, planets, stars etc. And then the earth, and all the fauna and flora. Including Adam. No probs ..... a doddle, but then needed one of Adam's ribs to create Eve ..... Sounds legit.

Why not ? Look deeper..

Adam - Created without human intervention
Eve - From male, no female
Rest of mankind - From male and female
Jesus - From female, no male

The creation quartet is complete.

 

[Elbow beards]

Why not ? Look deeper..

Adam - Created without human intervention
Eve - From male, no female
Rest of mankind - From male and female
Jesus - From female, no male

The creation quartet is complete.

What a load of gibberish nonsense.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Why not ? Look deeper..

Adam - Created without human intervention
Eve - From male, no female
Rest of mankind - From male and female
Jesus - From female, no male

The creation quartet is complete.

What about Elton John and David Furnish? Not sure you’ve thought this through.

 

[vmsuhail]

What about Elton John and David Furnish? Not sure you’ve thought this through.

No. But, isn't there an egg and a sperm involved ?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

More to the point if there was only them two around why did they have to wear leaves (oh and how did they stay on)

They obviously stayed on as curtains weren't invented and there was nothing to wipe on.

 

[urban genie]

Why not ? Look deeper..

Adam - Created without human intervention
Eve - From male, no female
Rest of mankind - From male and female
Jesus - From female, no male

The creation quartet is complete.

Wrong.

As per the original ( not doctored by medieval monks to suit their agenda).


God made both man and woman at the same time from clay, the first woman lilith refused to be subservant to adam and duly fucked off, adam cried like a sad twat so go made him a replacement.

But woman existed already before eve and bore children, the woman didn't come from man.

Probably God never told them that really he had been creating shitloads of other people all over the world for at least 2500000 years as well as the dinosaurs