Adding w*nker to a certain look

StrangewaysHereWeCome said:
Inconsiderate pavement wankers.
Town is busy enough without three of you ***** walking abreast, using your fucking hands to emphasise whatever shite it is you're full, of forcing poor ***** like me to take my chances with traffic than risk a flailing arm in my eye, probably clutching an ipad or a fucking caffe nero scalding hot cup of shit

Pricks
Summed up nicely in this song [Youtube]http://youtu.be/9T9nY57OcUw[/Youtube]
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Dreadlocks On A White Man wankers.
Trying to look like potless students when their dad owns HSBC.
Fucking trustafarian Hoxton trendy twat wankers.
[Youtube]http://youtu.be/TcK0MYgnHjo[/Youtube]
 
dawlish dave said:
Pigeonho said:
Just browsing the full kit wanker thread and noticed a comment about a bloke in a beard, and he was tagged as being a 'shoreditch wanker'. Got me thinking i've been hearing this more and more, the latest being someone being called a 'bus wanker' for having to use the bus.

What others are there then, or what others could there be?

socks and sandals wanker?
chino shorts wanker?
For having 20000 plus postings how about "Bluemoon wanker"[/quote]

People who post what has already been posted on the thread " WANKERS"
 
Pie, pint, piss wankers during the game. Why can't these wankers have the three in one simple visit instead of staggering it out over three separate trips.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Possibly so, but that's not much use if it's being driven by a ****.
White van man is also a ****.
As is anyone who has those fucking stupid window tints that nobody can see through, including the boy racing **** driver.

The silliest ****s are those who do a DIY tinting job .

Air-bubbled, wrinkly tinted windows wankers.
 
usinghashtagsanywhereotherthantwitter wankers
Shellsuit wankers
Grammar nazi/police wankers. Can forgive the odd one or two spelling mistakes but when somebody constantly spells something incorrectly and are just generally thick don't come back with this pathetic phrase when somebody calls you out for being a thick twat.
 

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