Adding w*nker to a certain look

Late bump. adding gimp to FKW ... I don't even have words for it

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Pelly Greeny said:
Caveman said:
Carstairs said:
BMW Wanker
Been replaced by Audi wankers now. BMW is now cool to own again while everyone has jumped on the Audi bandwagon. But BMW make better engines.

BMW M5 F10 is the best car on the planet.


Google BMW N47 - that might change your mind about BMW engines ;-)


So may I add German prestige car manufacturers who simply ignore the fact that their engines are prematurely buggering up leaving customers with a £4k bill wankers.

And gearboxes. BMW wanted £6k for a new one at 35,000 miles.

Main dealer wankers!!

Can I also add leave the match at 74min wankers?

It doesn't matter when you leave, those traffic lights will still be on red as I walk past you to my car. (that's after I've waited for the final whistle and cheered the team off the pitch)

Stuck in traffic wankers!!!
 
block128 said:
Pelly Greeny said:
Caveman said:
Been replaced by Audi wankers now. BMW is now cool to own again while everyone has jumped on the Audi bandwagon. But BMW make better engines.

BMW M5 F10 is the best car on the planet.


Google BMW N47 - that might change your mind about BMW engines ;-)


So may I add German prestige car manufacturers who simply ignore the fact that their engines are prematurely buggering up leaving customers with a £4k bill wankers.

And gearboxes. BMW wanted £6k for a new one at 35,000 miles.

Main dealer wankers!!

Can I also add leave the match at 74min wankers?

It doesn't matter when you leave, those traffic lights will still be on red as I walk past you to my car. (that's after I've waited for the final whistle and cheered the team off the pitch)

Stuck in traffic wankers!!!

Don't mind them as long as they actually leave - they miss out on the goals so serves them right. Its the wankers that start to leave and then stop half way up the steps when we're attacking that piss me off - if you're going to leave - leave - if you want to watch the rest of the match stay in your fucking seat and dont stand in front of me and my little girl on your way up the steps or you will get pushed out of the way. ;-)
 
bobmcfc said:
Very tight, does he have a banana in his pocket ?

As he has "shrunken" testicles we can presume that his batting average is normal for him. Thus, he doesn't have a large member but one that is large in proportion to a bit of Kermit.

Essentially, it's a trick of perception and he's not as impressive when you think of different levels of excitement.

I have spent a couple of minutes explaining another man's cock, so we have to ask who the real winner is here.
 

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