Adding w*nker to a certain look

[billfromthehill]

White wire wankers who walk around town ( daily) with a wanker grin with a white piece of wire drooping round their wanker head in a fukin wanker daze almost under my front bumper on a daily basis
wankers.<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:03 am --<br /><br />

Oi.

I drive an Audi.


Caveman wankers ;)

+ another here you hairy biker type wanker lol

 

[billfromthehill]

"Lycra clad wankers" (cyclists that think roads were built for them and their wanker mates).
Wankers!

Living close to the beach these wankers are in every café along the front.
All these middle age blokes done up in cycling gear,another version of full kit wankers.
The roads are chocka with them early doors,as they wend there way way to the beach and bollocks to anyone in the area wanting to drive anywhere.

I take it you don't live in salford then?<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:07 am --<br /><br />

Dreadlocks On A White Man wankers.
Trying to look like potless students when their dad owns HSBC.
Fucking trustafarian Hoxton trendy twat wankers.

You should get a publisher mate pure gold as per.keep it up mate

 

[foetus]

Social media wankers.

This girl on facebook uploaded a picture of spinach and broccoli on a plate (yes...you read that correctly) a couple of days ago. The caption was along the lines of "#healthy#fun#sunshine#workingout#gettingfit#happy#vegedinner#yolo#lookingforwardtoourruntomorrow#friends"

You utter ****!!

 

[1961_vintage]

People having sex on a petrol station forecourt.

Total fucking wankers.

 

[big gaz]

Just browsing the full kit wanker thread and noticed a comment about a bloke in a beard, and he was tagged as being a 'shoreditch wanker'. Got me thinking i've been hearing this more and more, the latest being someone being called a 'bus wanker' for having to use the bus.

What others are there then, or what others could there be?

socks and sandals wanker?
chino shorts wanker?

Ipad wanker - someone who goes to live events and watches it on their ipad screen.

Yep some tool was doing this at Eddie Vedders gig in town last year, then got upset when I told him what I was going to do with it and him if he kept on blocking my view, plus it was a seating gig ffs.

 

[Pelly Greeny]

BMW Wanker

Been replaced by Audi wankers now. BMW is now cool to own again while everyone has jumped on the Audi bandwagon. But BMW make better engines.

BMW M5 F10 is the best car on the planet.

Google BMW N47 - that might change your mind about BMW engines ;-)


So may I add German prestige car manufacturers who simply ignore the fact that their engines are prematurely buggering up leaving customers with a £4k bill wankers.

 

[-dabz-]

Onanists.

Fucking wankers.

 

[jacko74]

Young 'hip' blokes who grow a beard but have neat, well groomed hairstyles... nothing wrong with a beard if you've got scruffy unkempt hair (or even no hair) but to grow a beard to try and show how laid back and casual you are whilst having a hair style that requires 15 minutes in front of the mirror every morning.... I can't help it but mutter 'beard wanker' at them.

 

[SWP's back]

Just browsing the full kit wanker thread and noticed a comment about a bloke in a beard, and he was tagged as being a 'shoreditch wanker'. Got me thinking i've been hearing this more and more, the latest being someone being called a 'bus wanker' for having to use the bus.

What others are there then, or what others could there be?

socks and sandals wanker?
chino shorts wanker?

What's wrong with chino shorts?

Nothing. if you're a chino shorts wanker

I like chino shorts, but I am very classy.<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:50 pm --<br /><br />

Wooly hat and t shirt wankers.

Fucks sake. This thread is harsh on me.

Wankers

 

[InMyLifetime-BaconChops]

Mercedes drivers. Or anyone in a 4x4.