Adverts that drive you mad

Gray said:
Caribbean woman on a car inspection trolley!

You would not think the population of the UK is 82% White British when you look at the adverts.

I am no racist, but bloody hell falling over backwards to placate the minority has gone too far.
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It's an exercise in pure fantasy and placating the liberal public sec/middle classes, woke up...here come the shit flies...watch em land.
 
Any men’s shaving adverts where the bloke runs the razor over his face at 100mph… you’d rip your face off doing it that fast.

Raheem’s in one doing it.
 
Petethemancinleeds said:
The perfume ad where 3 seemingly certifiable , high , young ladies repeat the immortal words, Daisy, Daisy , Daisy several times in posh accents.
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That is a ridiculous ad, obviously done on a shoe string budget but......it works, it's the only perfume one I remember and I watch a lot of perfume ads so I should know.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Any men’s shaving adverts where the bloke runs the razor over his face at 100mph… you’d rip your face off doing it that fast.

Raheem’s in one doing it.
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Money super 7 with Dame Judi dench. Britain is feeling the pinch, and what are we going to help. Sod the car insurance I can manage that one, it’s the bloody gas/electric food we need bloody help with. Also that ‘On the Beach’ ad. It’s the most wonderful time of the year bollocks. I hope they have a great 2023 going bust. Sergi ‘I need a Nero’ no you need setting alight.
 
That woman who drinks nescafe ftom that tiny cup
She might as well use a thimble
 
Not the ad itself, more the way the voice over speaks in a shallow, brain dead way like she's talking to a child. I think it's the Jet2 advert. Although it seems to have tailed off a bit, a lot of ads aimed at 18-30 year olds featured the same gormless bimbo drawl that nobody speaks like in real life. A few years back it was on everything..Especially T4 presenters.
 
The current trend for adverts (especially Xmas ones) to use crap poetry. It's not big & it's certainly not clever.
 
The Xmas McDonalds ad where the boy spends ages drawing some sort of Bayeaux Tapestry sized pictorial letter to Santa (I think that's what it was, I wasn't really concentrating on that bit) and then the "parents" then allow him - not sure why they're doing this - to carry it through the town centre, grasped loosely on a windy day. Of course the damn thing blows away.

Bad parenting that is. Poor lad's spent a lot of time on that, even if it was a shit idea, but they should have been aware of the danger. Put it in an Asda bag or something.

Then they compound it by rewarding him with a poor quality meal at McDonalds, where the lad makes another picture to say how much he likes his parents.

Oh, also, the McDonalds ad (or was it KFC) where the old couple order in a meal to their door. No way that's happening, not when there's Wiltshire Farm Foods fare in the freezer.

Oh, also, that KFC ad where they're all dancing round the room because they've just been served a £1.99 burger. WTF?

TLDR: All fast food ads.
 
Victorinodennistua said:
Money super 7 with Dame Judi dench. Britain is feeling the pinch, and what are we going to help. Sod the car insurance I can manage that one, it’s the bloody gas/electric food we need bloody help with. Also that ‘On the Beach’ ad. It’s the most wonderful time of the year bollocks. I hope they have a great 2023 going bust. Sergi ‘I need a Nero’ no you need setting alight.
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