Adverts that drive you mad

I dont watch them , watch everything on catch up or fast foward them , usually watch the last few seconds to see what new shows are coming on , just discovered chucky season two starts on sky sci fi next week , season one was ridiculous but funny
 
Don't know if it's beem mentioned but on the PC about making the first clock, how did he know the time?...... such a nauseating voice just when you want to hear a tune...
 
Deodorant adverts that try to outdo each other. It started off at 12 hours protection I think and even that is clearly bullshit. But then it went to 24, 48 and now 72 fucking hours.

As if any fucker has ever woken up on a Wednesday morning, had a quick whiff off their pits and thought…Still smelling fresh. That Lynx Africa I put on Monday morning is still good for another day yet.
 
I dont watch them , watch everything on catch up or fast foward them , usually watch the last few seconds to see what new shows are coming on , just discovered chucky season two starts on sky sci fi next week , season one was ridiculous but funny

Never watch live sport?
 
I dont watch them , watch everything on catch up or fast foward them , usually watch the last few seconds to see what new shows are coming on , just discovered chucky season two starts on sky sci fi next week , season one was ridiculous but funny
We bloody loved that last Chucky season too ;-)
 
Has that dreaded ''Holidays are Coming' Coca-Cola ad appeared yet?

Cancelled this year as Santa couldn’t afford the diesel and brexit red tape meant the lights on his truck weren’t compliant for both UK and EU road legislation.

But relax kids, we’ve got good old Happy Shopper Rola Cola this year!
 
postcode lottery, as not only are big cheques stupid, it show and rubs in your face that the only big winners live on nice estates and what a con it is.

when I see them knocking on a door of a mid terrece with a crack den next door or dancing up a street with local kids on electric scooters outside the corner shop selling coke I will believe it ain't a fix

bever more than a tenner won round my way :-)
 
Any advert that is determined not to show a caucasian.
so no ads unless it has europeans, north africans, central asians south asians, east asians, east africans, arabs, and jews.

I expect you will be hard to find an ad with none of these in unless it's for smash.
 
Now I'm retired I watch far too much daytime TV but I'm utterly sick to back the teeth of
a) adverts for pre-paid funerals or "guaranteed payment" life insurance
b) Adverts for 'charities' who want £x per month to save whatever
c) anything advertised by Eamon Holmes, his wife or Philip Schofield - seeing them advertise anything ensures I would never ever consider buying it
I mute them all or turn to another channel
 

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