Adverts that drive you mad

[Kippax77]

Sky Sports using a Sarf Landan gangsta to advertise upcoming televised matches. "Lahv on Skaay Spowts".

Surprised they haven't used Clinton Morrison yet dressed as Bugsy Malone

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Fairy Liquid adds peaked with Nanette Newma

Anything on Amazon Prime… still in a bit of a shock, that having paid for something, the bar stewards now want more subscription dosh to remove the unskippable adverts. Gits

And still they give nothing back

 

[jimharri]

That latest iPhone ad, with the singing photos.


Shit phones as well.

In my opinion. Other opinions are available.

 

[threespires]

That latest iPhone ad, with the singing photos.


Shit value for money phones as well.

In my opinion. Other opinions are available.

Edited for accuracy

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Shit operating system and actually opposite of what the technophobes that use them proclaim. They aren't easy to use, they are counterintuitive.

Unnecessarily heavy with the daft titanium casing.

I'm typing this on a pixel 7 pro. It's not a small phone but feels very light compared to an iPhone.

 

[Blue Steel]

The new Andrex ad.

If you’ve not seen it, make sure you’re not eating or have just eaten. And press the mute button.

Apparently it was launched in conjunction with Bowel Cancer UK. There is nothing about bowel cancer awareness in it.

Another example of crass, needlessly explicit, revolting modern advertising of things we do need to see/hear/consider. The art of subtlety, humour and creativity in TV ads is absolutely dead.

 

[ray21]

That chewing gum ad where the guy as got a mouth on his forehead and he gives it a chewing gum to keep quiet.

 

[Nellies left peg]

I’ve seen a variety of adverts lately, both on TV and billboards, promoting a healthier lifestyle. Which is great.

But they all seem to come with taglines like:

“70% of smokers die too young”

Or

“83% of fat bastards die before they should”

If you’re going to hit me with stats. At least make them mean something. Even if you’ve made them up. Rather than fucking nonsense like that.

And in writing at the bottom it says something like 87% of 51 people surveyed and it’s never a whole number. How can you survey 44.37 people?

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

More reasons to shop at Morisons gets me annoyed

 

[Bill Walker]

And in writing at the bottom it says something like 87% of 51 people surveyed and it’s never a whole number. How can you survey 44.37 people?

Dwarfs ?