Advice needed re possible speeding ticket

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Park the car in a field, torch it and report it stolen. They can't touch you then.

To be on the safe side, they should put all the windows of their house in too and torch that! Maybe hire someone to smash their back doors in!

 

[AKA 55 year old teenager]

Even if it went to court (a case you wouldn’t know about given the post issue) by the time you got chased by the fines people you could go back to court and do a stat dec that you didn’t get the paperwork and that’d put you back to square one

I’d call the rozzers though

If I did that would I not be essentially admitting to them that I had been speeding, would they not then be obliged to look into it?

 

[hampshireblue]

Got done for the first time in my life a few weeks ago 48mph on a 40mph road. Some devious police vehicle parked in a lay by.

I have been driving for nearly 60 years and will not be doing a speed awareness course as I would just lose my temper. It is nothing to do with road safety just the police getting their statistics improved and a money making racket.

Fuck them,

So it's everyones fault apart from you who was the the one actually commiting the offence. Is your surname Johnson by any chance?

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

If I did that would I not be essentially admitting to them that I had been speeding, would they not then be obliged to look into it?

The camera either flashed you or it didn’t I guess. You could just say I’m pretty sure I didn’t get flashed but am just checking?

 

[Gray]

So it's everyones fault apart from you who was the the one actually commiting the offence. Is your surname Johnson by any chance?

Don't be daft I admitted being over the limit, just pointing out my safety record and never previously having received a summons. I defy anbody to tell me they keep strictly to speed limits.

Regards: Sterling Moss

 

[Franny 1234]

There was a guy who used needing a poo poo to get out of his speeding fine and points. But he's a right c-nt. CTID

 

[AKA 55 year old teenager]

The camera either flashed you or it didn’t I guess. You could just say I’m pretty sure I didn’t get flashed but am just checking?

I looked into that. Variable speed limits have camera's that don't flash on motorways unfortunately so can't use that as a defence.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I wouldn't do anything, the cameras were probably turned off, only there as a deterant to the obediant and the guillable. They'll find you if they want you, in the meanwhile have a cup of cocoa at bedtime, you'll sleep easier.


P.S. If they do get you, do the course, it's brilliant but do take a packet of bourbons.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Big Brother has long time, safe and conscientious, driver worried as fuck over possible minor infraction!

It’s all working splendidly!!!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Failure to update your V5 can be subject to a £1000 fine.

Feeling lucky punk?