Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[Vic]

Ha ha ha "gaffe machine" - whether he's a liar or not I am just enjoying how this and by-elections have given Johnson a really really shitty week

'Gaffe machine' Boris Johnson branded 'clueless' in latest Cummings tirade

The PM's ex-adviser continues his assault on the government as he also attacks "drone-babblers" among Westminster pundits.

news.sky.com

Best bit of that is

Earlier this week, he published a 7,000-word blogpost in which he included screenshots of WhatsApp messages in which Mr Johnson referred to Health Secretary Matt Hancock as "totally f****** hopeless". But the prime minister has since given his full backing to "totally f****** hopeless" Mr. Hancock.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Fox' tweeted about this yesterday. They have now deleted that tweet. How poor a PM are you that a biscuit company cancels you....?

Key things Boris Johnson said on visit to Fox's Biscuits in Batley

The Prime Minister spoke about Batley town centre, crime, coronavirus and his favourite biscuit

www.examinerlive.co.uk

 

[blueish swede]

Does more dressing up than Mr Benn.

 

[west didsblue]

Does more dressing up than Mr Benn.

He should try something different to high vis and hard hats occasionally though.
Mr Benn was a lot more imaginative.

 

[crazyg]

He should try something different to high vis and hard hats occasionally though.
Mr Benn was a lot more imaginative.

A packet of biscuits is more imaginative.

 

[East Level 2]

He should try something different to high vis and hard hats occasionally though.
Mr Benn was a lot more imaginative.

A straight-jacket should be suitable.

 

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[west didsblue]

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That's not a great representation of him. They could have at least put the high vis on Johnson.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

That's not a great representation of him. They could have at least put the high vis on Johnson.

Did you clock the door nameplate? First Lard of the Treasury

 

[west didsblue]

Did you clock the door nameplate? First Lard of the Treasury

Ha. I missed that.
Very good.