Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Queen to miss State Opening of Parliament - Prince of Wales to read speech instead

Buckingham Palace said the monarch continues to experience episodic mobility problems, and in consultation with her doctors has decided that she will not attend the Queen's speech for the first time in 59 years.

news.sky.com

Lizzie has fucked her speech to parliament off. She's either Ill or doesn't want to spout the lies given to her to speak.

Her death would ease all the pressure on Johnson. He can play dress up and do what the fuck he wants whilst the country mourns her death.

 

[mat]

Her death would ease all the pressure on Johnson. He can play dress up and do what the fuck he wants whilst the country mourns her death.

He'd probably do it as well. Give her some Putin juice during a meeting at buck house and milk the sympathy of "Witnessing her passing."

 

[tommybooth]

Her death would ease all the pressure on Johnson. He can play dress up and do what the fuck he wants whilst the country mourns her death.

You Sir are a very large BELL END. Fuck off you prick.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You Sir are a very large BELL END. Fuck off you prick.

Too close to the bone?

 

[mat]

You Sir are a very large BELL END. Fuck off you prick.

What's triggered you?

Johnson has consistently lied to our head of state and would be bawling and hugging her coffin to try and get the attention on him.

 

[mat]

Charlies opening line will be. ' I stand here to represent her royal highness the Queen. On this solemn day her majesty would like me say Alexander Boris De Pfeffell Johnson is a liar and of it was up to me i would have the charlaten disembowelled in the tower...."

 

[Didsbury Dave]

You Sir are a very large BELL END. Fuck off you prick.

If you think our Prime Minster would give a flying fuck about the death of the queen you are the bell end, I'm afraid, mate. He'd milk it for all it's worth despite the fact that he has done more than anyone in the last century to risk the United Kingdom's entire existence.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

You Sir are a very large BELL END. Fuck off you prick.

wtf. Are you that niaive that you think Blair or Thatcher or even Boris wouldnt milk the electorate sympathy votes? Jeez grow up m8

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If you think our Prime Minster would give a flying fuck about the death of the queen you are the bell end, I'm afraid, mate. He'd milk it for all it's worth despite the fact that he has done more than anyone in the last century to risk the United Kingdom's entire existence.

Wasn't he on the piss the night before Phillip’s funeral?

I think @tommybooth is the one who has “fucked off” as he’s made a “prick” of himself, which may be to do with him being a bit of a “bell end”, but in capital letters.

 

[mat]

Charlie sounded borderline sarcastic reading that out.