Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[The Future’s Blue!]

Daily Telegraph Front Page 7th of May 2022 - Tomorrow's Papers Today!

According to The Daily Telegraph, Sinn Fein is on track to become Stormont's largest party.

www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk

Surely you cannot leave the utter pummelling of their party off the front cover, even the staunchest Tory voter would feel patronised by that.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Surely you cannot leave the utter pummelling of their party off the front cover, even the staunchest Tory voter would feel patronised by that.

alternative truths at work

 

[mat]

The line this morning Is the Tories always lose a lot of seats in local elections. The usual suspects doing Sky/BBC trotting out the Johnson bingo card along with "Wait for the Queens speech which will show..."

 

[East Level 2]

The line this morning Is the Tories always lose a lot of seats in local elections. The usual suspects doing Sky/BBC trotting out the Johnson bingo card along with "Wait for the Queens speech which will show..."

Ooh, me sir, me sir, I know this one:
Wait for the Queen's speech which will show we intend to continue with the the lies, corruption and deceit we've been showing since the last general election.

 

[mat]

Ooh, me sir, me sir, I know this one:
Wait for the Queen's speech which will show we intend to continue with the the lies, corruption and deceit we've been showing since the last general election.

Some rumbling Lizzie doesn't like it. Johnson might be pushing her to announce another break of international law. I hope she goes off script on the day.

"My government is more criminal than my family. And we've got at least one nonce that we know of in comparison to the group of them on the front bench..."

 

[mat]

Local elections 2022: Critics turn on Boris Johnson as Tories lose almost 500 council seats

The Conservatives lost nearly 500 council seats in Thursday's local elections with local leaders pointing to partygate and the cost of living as key factors.

news.sky.com

 

[bluethrunthru]

Johnson torches someone else's career to save his own sorry arse and todays dead cat shaped balloon is popped already as more fines are handed out

Top No10 aide seen at Partygate quiz leaves job - and fines drop for Xmas bash

Stuart Glassborow, who was Boris Johnson's deputy Principal Private Sceretary, left No10 on Thursday, inviting colleagues to join him for "tea and cake" - meanwhile, police fines have begun to arrive for the raucous No10 Christmas party

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[bluethrunthru]

as excuses go this one is pretty fucking lame

 

[journolud]

as excuses go this one is pretty fucking lame

It was undercooked humble pie made him ill

 

[mat]

Queen to miss State Opening of Parliament - Prince of Wales to read speech instead

Buckingham Palace said the monarch continues to experience episodic mobility problems, and in consultation with her doctors has decided that she will not attend the Queen's speech for the first time in 59 years.

news.sky.com

Lizzie has fucked her speech to parliament off. She's either Ill or doesn't want to spout the lies given to her to speak.