Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[west didsblue]

Couldn’t picture either of them going jogging tbh.

Johnson’s always jogging from his car to his front door.

 

[Koniec]

He isn't a citizen anymore, (he gave it up to stop paying taxes on capital gains from property, but would have probably been forced into it as PM) but I think because he can reapply for it that your point still stands.


Perhaps Boris can be Trump's running mate?

Would Ivanka or Melania be safe around Boris?!

 

[west didsblue]

Would Ivanka or Melania be safe around Boris?!

They’ve probably had good practice fighting off Trump’s attentions.

 

[East Level 2]

Johnson’s always jogging from his car to his front door.

Only when cameras are present.

 

[Manc in London]

Johnson’s always jogging from his car to his front door.

Jogs a lot but looks morbidly obese. I suspect he only starts jogging in the view of the cameras. I know from someone who worked in the House that he lied about riding his bike.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I know from someone who worked in the House that he lied about riding his bike.

Kinnell, he's rode a few of them.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Johnson AND his bike were driven 7 miles for this photoshoot during lockdown

Coronavirus: Boris Johnson criticised over bike ride seven miles from home

Boris Johnson was spotted at the Olympic Park on Sunday, despite government advice to "stay local".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[law74]

They’ve probably had good practice fighting off Trump’s attentions.

Do you really think either of them even try to fight off "small hands" advances?

 

[west didsblue]

Do you really think either of them even try to fight off "small hands" advances?

Possibly not, but if they’re prepared to debase themselves with Trump, maybe Johnson wouldn’t seem that bad. At least he doesn’t wear a nappy as far as we know. It’s sad that this is possibly the only positive for Johnson - the fact he probably isn’t fecally incontinent.

 

[East Level 2]

Possibly not, but if they’re prepared to debase themselves with Trump, maybe Johnson wouldn’t seem that bad. At least he doesn’t wear a nappy as far as we know. It’s sad that this is possibly the only positive for Johnson - the fact he probably isn’t fecally incontinent.

He's incontinent when it comes to verbal diarrhoea.