Alexis Sanchez

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She's turned out to be a real keeper, mate. She's a diamond. Never gives me grief about going out with the lads and generally being a selfish cünt for part of the time. On the flip side, I give her my undivided when we're together. For me, it's got a really good equilibrium. I think she's very happy in the relationship too.

That's the first time I've seen an umlaut on it. Is it like a toy Brazilian?
 
She's turned out to be a real keeper, mate. She's a diamond. Never gives me grief about going out with the lads and generally being a selfish cünt for part of the time. On the flip side, I give her my undivided when we're together. For me, it's got a really good equilibrium. I think she's very happy in the relationship too.

In any relationship I always temper the good times with the thought that one day the women I love will be writing to me via a solicitor asking me to disclose my pension assets.

Has he signed yet?
 
Gravy and chips mate,lovely.
This **** is probably sat eating jellied eels lecturing us on food. I've also worked with a few bell ends from the south spouting the same shite about all these imaginary women they shag every time they venture north. I have a vision of Jay from the Inbetweeners!
 
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