Alexis Sanchez

[venom99]

The current value of Alexis: € 65m / £ 60m
by someone who can negotiate in 5 months .. we can not under any circumstances pay more than that, despite market inflation.

https://www.transfermarkt.com/alexis-sanchez/profil/spieler/40433

 

[i8rags]

I like black pudding but prefer the Irish variety.

Anyone who doesn't like jellied eels is an unsophisticate

Yeah gravy on chips is weird but fuckin eels in phlegm is for the sophisticated

 

[Forzacitizens]

How could they justify huge money and a player?

Surely it's a player and little money OR huge money?

 

[Clevers]

Yes, I vaguely remember them doing that.. who was the player?

Suarez

 

[Jack Hackett]

It's funny you say that. My sister, who was born in Manchester, is now an adopted cockney. Married a guy from Millwall. Top bloke he is. She cannot stand jellied eels. Don't know if that advances or undermines your argument tbh.

You like a Millwall fan?

No one likes them...does he care?

 

[Jack Hackett]

It's funny you say that. My sister, who was born in Manchester, is now an adopted cockney. Married a guy from Millwall. Top bloke he is. She cannot stand jellied eels. Don't know if that advances or undermines your argument tbh.

PS Ask your brother in law has he ever been to Horton Kirby? Lovely!

 

[Dobsy]

Trying to rekindle the sense of wonderment I first felt when I realised this deal was even a possibility. I've spent so long on here this year I'd have been disappointed if we didn't get Sanchez. So spoilt.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It's a very good thing indeed. Are the ballet lessons chafing at your end?

She's turned out to be a real keeper, mate. She's a diamond. Never gives me grief about going out with the lads and generally being a selfish cünt for part of the time. On the flip side, I give her my undivided when we're together. For me, it's got a really good equilibrium. I think she's very happy in the relationship too.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You like a Millwall fan?

No one likes them...does he care?

I didn't say he was a Millwall fan :-)

 

[SebastianBlue]

I like these sorts of threads with ironic titles.