Alexis Sanchez

[CC1]

Am I the only one who doesnt want Sanchez? £50 million for a player who we could get for nowt in a year, who is 29, who might lead to possible the sale of Aguero. Hes a quality player no doubt, was a quality player when he was at Udinese and turned us down, but makes no sense to me.

No you're not the only one who doesn't want us to get Sanchez - there's 5 billion rags feel the same way. Why worry about the cost if he's what we want NOW? Rags don't care about money - they're the first team to field a £400 mill team but they squeal when we spend.

 

[Jack Hackett]

ratafuckingtouille is for people who have a toad in their hole

You're talking bollox of course, but that was funny! My compliments, Sir...

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Your Mum told me.

.

 

[i8rags]

Gravy and chips mate,lovely.

With a barm to mop it up

 

[oakiecokie]

What has Sánchez had to take a day off training for today?
He hasn't had a medical (presumably) and his contract was probably sorted months ago, so why did he need to have time off to do something?

Perhaps he needs to speak to someone in Paris.

 

[Tanzeylee]

I've spent a lot of time in the north west.

Different culture. But I just love Lancashire lasses. By God, they're the best by far. And don't they just love a Southern lad....wonderful!

You do know they all laugh at your small cocks don't you

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I like black pudding but prefer the Irish variety.

Anyone who doesn't like jellied eels is an unsophisticate

It's funny you say that. My sister, who was born in Manchester, is now an adopted cockney. Married a guy from Millwall. Top bloke he is. She cannot stand jellied eels. Don't know if that advances or undermines your argument tbh.

 

[xgorton]

With a barm to mop it up

Muffin.

 

[Tenerife City bar Stan]

Can you talk what you have for fucking dinner somewhere else

Well put , pissing me right off

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Is that good or bad?

It's a very good thing indeed. Are the ballet lessons chafing at your end?

 

[venom99]

The current value of Alexis: € 65m / £ 60m
by someone who can negotiate in 5 months .. we can not under any circumstances pay more than that, despite market inflation.

https://www.transfermarkt.com/alexis-sanchez/profil/spieler/40433

 

[i8rags]

I like black pudding but prefer the Irish variety.

Anyone who doesn't like jellied eels is an unsophisticate

Yeah gravy on chips is weird but fuckin eels in phlegm is for the sophisticated

 

[Forzacitizens]

How could they justify huge money and a player?

Surely it's a player and little money OR huge money?

 

[Clevers]

Yes, I vaguely remember them doing that.. who was the player?

Suarez

 

[Jack Hackett]

It's funny you say that. My sister, who was born in Manchester, is now an adopted cockney. Married a guy from Millwall. Top bloke he is. She cannot stand jellied eels. Don't know if that advances or undermines your argument tbh.

You like a Millwall fan?

No one likes them...does he care?

 

[Jack Hackett]

It's funny you say that. My sister, who was born in Manchester, is now an adopted cockney. Married a guy from Millwall. Top bloke he is. She cannot stand jellied eels. Don't know if that advances or undermines your argument tbh.

PS Ask your brother in law has he ever been to Horton Kirby? Lovely!

 

[Dobsy]

Trying to rekindle the sense of wonderment I first felt when I realised this deal was even a possibility. I've spent so long on here this year I'd have been disappointed if we didn't get Sanchez. So spoilt.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It's a very good thing indeed. Are the ballet lessons chafing at your end?

She's turned out to be a real keeper, mate. She's a diamond. Never gives me grief about going out with the lads and generally being a selfish cünt for part of the time. On the flip side, I give her my undivided when we're together. For me, it's got a really good equilibrium. I think she's very happy in the relationship too.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You like a Millwall fan?

No one likes them...does he care?

I didn't say he was a Millwall fan :-)

 

[SebastianBlue]

I like these sorts of threads with ironic titles.