Oh, go on, I'll bite if nobody else will.
Performance in the league? - do you need me to list all the dubious decisions against us last year that (IMO) cost us the title? Should I start with the last second hand ball/penalty at your place? Or would the Kyle Walker push against Spurs be more fitting? I counted NINE clear as day penalties not awarded for us and that's without the blue glasses on. We were cheated out of even challenging for the title last season pal, so don't tell me our performances weren't up to scratch because that's disingenuous at best.
CL against Monaco? The one where their keeper should've been sent off and we should've been awarded a penalty (which we went on to win 5-3) or the one where their comeback was allowed to start with the help of a goal given after 8 minutes which was about 2 yards offside and when they then went on to "smash us" 6-6 and go through on the away goals rule? And all this against a club who are now having their team ripped apart because the bigger clubs are all scrambling around to get their hands on all of their star players. Yeah, we were dreadful weren't we.
Losing to you in the cup? When you were "allowed" to kick our most influential player out of the game after about 5minutes, then get away with a pretty clear penalty not being given against you, followed by Flaggy McFlagface "clearly seeing that the ball had crossed the line" and disallowed a perfectly good goal (at 0-0). Once again, terrible City performance.
Give it a rest jellied eels boy ;)
Anyway, I'm bored now, so I'll leave you to it.