Alternative football chants during lockdown

[Carver]

With apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein:
You’ll never win the prem....

When the press said your’e the best,
And even the Sun confess,
That your team will win the league in three games.

At the end of the day, there was a quarter of a season to play,
And the league’s not just about Liverpool.

When the lockdown hit
We all laughed ‘oh shit’
They won’t make it to ninety one points.

So jog on, jog on,
With hope in your hearts,
‘Cos you’ll never win the league again,
You’ll never win the Prem.

Jog on, jog on, to twenty twenty one, ‘cos we’ll never give you the league, we’ll never let you win the premier league.

 

[93.20]

We never play at home
And we never play away
I coughed last week
And you coughed today
We don't really care
Because we can't breathe the air
COVID-19 OK

Strong contender IMO

 

[iwasthere1968]

We're not really near ?

 

[Super David Silva 21]

you should have stayed indoors

 

[KS55]

You're just a small town in lockdown...

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

We all follow the City
By iPad , phone and Tv
We all follow the City
On to Victory

 

[Gazza]

Where were you when you were ill?

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

....no ones going Istanbul.
Bernardoooooooo

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Where were you when we were sick?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

It's here
It's there
It's everyfuckingwhere
Covid
Covid


.... and not so much a chant, more a song

When will I see you again?