Amusing stories from yesterday

[city diehard]

Anyone spot the vauxhall blue 7 seater, with the city flag at the back and scarves from the windows, down the M40, we did plenty of beeping. But what was astonishing was the ration of city cars to the rags cars, we saw dozens of city fans down the M40 to about 2 utd fans. Along with about 3 city coaches, and is this the tip of the iceberg, the only rag coach we saw coming off the M40 onto the A40 was Dorset Reds, travelling from Weymouth. We held it up in the fast lane for about a minute so they had good sight of the city flag, giving the v's through the back window, as we enter the middle lane to lay our eyes on these plastic rags, they accelerate and our nearing our right windows, we all are shouting expletives accompanied by all the necessary hand gestures, this was done slowly to all members on that side of the coach.

Additionally, we were in this Irish pub on the way to Wembley, called 'Flanagan Bar' all city fans inside, and this group of scum attempt to come into the pub to try and act like billy big bollocks and the landlord told them where to go.

Another highlight was the duels between certain city fans at the top of the third tier, with the plastic rags on the other side, very amusing. However one city fan insisted don doing the Munich aeroplane gesture, which was a shock but what was even more of a shock was the united fans who in response replicated it to us. Actually having no idea of what this meant and doing it to us, they are really thick shits. Also what amazed was their lack of elation when they scored, even the winner just a composed standing up and clapping whereas when we netted our 1st and second, everyone was jumping about, poznan etc, and pissing of the rags. Whilst I'm on about the third tier anyone know the what happened to the guy right next to the rags, all the paramedics were there?

Anyone although a 'typical city' result it was a 'typical city' day out with much commotion and plenty of laughs.

 

[Sparkys-Army]

I had an awesome day out despite the result, our fans were fantastic throughout the game. My only downer, a drunken fellow fan fell into me whilst by my seat and i fell and smacked my knee against the chair and have a massive bruise on it now. I fell into my dad who stumbled into the bloke next to him. Shocking.
He even said "sorry mate, i'm drunk whilst his mate laughed".

 

[M22 Blue]

the steward in the ground who was collecting bottles and other prohibited stuff off the fans who took out half a bottle of lucozade from his bin bag and poured it into a clear plastic pint glass and offered it to any fan who'd take it! what the fuck was that all about.

 

[ManCitizens.]

On the way back our coach decided to take a different route through different estates in London. We got stuck in traffic then someone shouted theres Dev from Corrie. Every1 looked left and he was getting in his car with some older woman (must have been his mum waving). Every1 on the coach was going mental banging on the windows much to his amusement.

 

[WidnesBlue23]

the steward in the ground who was collecting bottles and other prohibited stuff off the fans who took out half a bottle of lucozade from his bin bag and poured it into a clear plastic pint glass and offered it to any fan who'd take it! what the fuck was that all about.

That was weird, I 'cunningly' tried to sneak in with a can of lager under my arm but the stewards found it so I went to handed it over and they just poured it into a cup and gave it back to me, very strange

 

[mcfcgaz]

Another highlight was the duels between certain city fans at the top of the third tier, with the plastic rags on the other side, very amusing. However one city fan insisted don doing the Munich aeroplane gesture, which was a shock but what was even more of a shock was the united fans who in response replicated it to us. Actually having no idea of what this meant and doing it to us, they are really thick shits. .

errrrrrrr they always do this? think its meant to show they arent bothered

 

[BackofJeanette]

The gang of lads and girls behind a Stamford hire minibus laughing
at the rags walking past, and generally being funny.

The little kid shouting over the wall "you've not got far to go, you only live round the corner"

The rags at the top by Bobby Moore statue singing "fack off back to Manchester", before someone put them right and they changed it to City.
They didn't seem to want to venture down the steps to the Blue bar area.

20000 empty seats. ?? WTF

The city fan shouting "come on Norwich" to a bemused, or confused, load of rags.

Oh yeah! I went down at 8 and didn't see a red scarf until Rugby, everything was blue.
At 11 o'clock I stopped at gateway services , it was blue, seen 1 rag shirt and 4-5 no colours sheepish looking rags!

 

[SalfordCityBlue]

20000 empty seats

Are you facking sure?

 

[WJP]

I enjoyed the whole sections of empty seats because it really demonstrated that it was only a mickey mouse kick about, and it was no bother at all watching a 250 milion pounds of footballing talent run ragged by what was essentially a youth team!

Really made my weekend.

 

[DortmundDummy]

I enjoyed the whole sections of empty seats because it really demonstrated that it was only a mickey mouse kick about, and it was no bother at all watching a 250 milion pounds of footballing talent run ragged by what was essentially a youth team!

Really made my weekend.

I enjoyed being on the train back and seeing a 90/10 split between city (90 obs) and utd, what was really amusing though was a couple of the turdy utd fans being gobby all the way home GETTING OFF AT STOCKPORT, that raised a laugh.

Ohh yeah did utd sell out their allocation even with 300mill fans around the world ??? yes City did`nt sell out their end but neither did the biggest club in the world by a long way, there were at least 2000 empty seats in that end. No i`m not talking about the club Wembley tier.