Amusing stories from yesterday

[Trueblue from CM]

Another highlight was the duels between certain city fans at the top of the third tier, with the plastic rags on the other side, very amusing. However one city fan insisted don doing the Munich aeroplane gesture, which was a shock but what was even more of a shock was the united fans who in response replicated it to us. Actually having no idea of what this meant and doing it to us, they are really thick shits. Also what amazed was their lack of elation when they scored, even the winner just a composed standing up and clapping whereas when we netted our 1st and second, everyone was jumping about, poznan etc, and pissing of the rags. Whilst I'm on about the third tier anyone know the what happened to the guy right next to the rags, all the paramedics were there?

Yeah the bloke was sat a row in front of me and my missus and had an epileptic fit, I think it was his son who was with him & said he just had to ride it out - the sicking thing was the bunch of c*nts filming it - really pissed me off so I was pointing the fucks out to the stewards. Anyone who was up there remeber the tall piece of shit & the rag with the sleeveless bomber jacket.... fucking tools!!

 

[jonmcfc]

WHILST IN ENTRANCE H BLOCK 143 ROW 8.

My son me and 3 othr blues where shouting at a rag and his misses in club wembly every time he got up and tried to be cocky. Security kept telling him to sit down and to shut up.We carried it on to him all match whilst he was being watched like a hawk love it when security do a good job.

 

[blue_soundwave]

About 20 minutes in the guy sat behind me started on with his tactics talk

"We've got no width, get fucking Balotelli and Dzeko off for Shaun Wright-Phillips and Johnson".

All I could think was, "to cross to who?"

 

[samharris]

20000 empty seats

Are you facking sure?

At half time yes.. ;)

 

[peoffrey]

A Member of Staff at Bedfred was giving me a fierce death stare as I corrected the poster next to their kiosk so I gave him the middle finger.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRlmBIhVaZk[/youtube]

 

[M22 Blue]

A Member of Staff at Bedfred was giving me a fierce death stare as I corrected the poster next to their kiosk so I gave him the middle finger.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRlmBIhVaZk[/youtube]

genius haha

 

[ZabbaFC]

Great day out shame about the result/performance

 

[Goodlove]

Couple for me; after being corralled by the police at the bottom of Wembley Way, both city and rags(who'd left before the presentation! Wtf?!!) a blue went onto the bridge at the side, and started singing blue moon, we all joined in, he lapped up the adulation and then the police took him away!

Watford gap services blues outnumbered rags at least 10-1. This Irish woman was having some chicken dippers with her kids her phone rang, presumably the husband, she said to him, 'I've never seen so many Manchester football shirts before must've been a game on, there are loads more blue ones than red ones. Why do you think that is?'

Hope she was given the right answer

 

[BingoBango]

The United fan in his shirt, tiny red shorts, and black slip-ons with no socks was genuinely hilarious.

 

[cityzenofspain]

Watching in a bar in Spain a rag knob head shouted at the top of his voice "City are the new Blackpool" it went totaly silent then a shout of WTF. can any one explain that to me?