Amusing stories from yesterday

Mouthy cunts on the way to the car park (facing the roundabout) after the match. Me mate who's on crutches passed me one of his sticks and we both waded in like fucking Jedi Knights.

Well we thought we were. I took a swing, missing completely, nearly taking my mates head off. Nearly lost the crutch mid swing so went to grab it with my other hand while falling over me mate :)))

We both managed to get a couple of hole-in-one's though so not all bad ;)
 
Was on the Bakerloo tube heading back to my hotel at Marble Arch. (I stayed a round a bit after the game to have a bite tailgating with my bro and sis from Manchester, so I was pretty much the only Blue getting on the tube at Wembley Central at the time, and we were held back until a large group of SINGING CITY FANS got on their train and left! Nice one, fellas, YOU SOUNDED GREAT FROM OUTSIDE!!!)

Emptied out at Willesden Junction interchange, as some people got on the overground and switched trains, but 4 "reds" got on and sat opposite me. Two skinny guys (18-21) with their spiky gelled hair and two chunky girls (same-ish). Guys had brand new yellow and green scarves, girls had brand new pink (?) United scarves.

Anyway, every other work was "fack" and it was thick as pigshit. Girls asked a few stupid questions while the guys were going through the programme and discussing who was who.

Then one of the girls (while wearing her PINK scarf!) suddenly asks, "Why did you buy that yellow and green scarf again? Don't United only play in red?"

"Well, when United just got started, their first kit was yellow and green and so because the Glazers bought United and some of them don't like the Glazers, they wear these scarves." He then turns to his mate and says, "That's right, innit?"

Other fella says, "Yeah, I fink so. Not sure!"

It was like watching a "fackin" Little Britain sketch! All I could do was laugh and shake my head. And not a stitch of red on any of the 4 of them....other than on some of the cheap tattoos, which were NOT United tattoos!

That said, earlier in the day, I went for a stroll down Oxford Street and saw a couple of dozen City shirts, mainly on young couples and families on a nice day out, and saw exactly TWO United shorts.....and they were BOTH the blue and black striped away kit!!

Oh yeah, I only flew in for the day (arrived at 0600 on Sunday and left at 0800 on Monday) and everyone thought I was crazy. When I mentioned I would be back on Thursday to enjoy kick off weekend and check out my new padded seat at the Etihad on Monday night, they knew I was crazy... crazy like a fox!! It's in the blood, as my Bro' says!!

Not many Season ticket holders living in the States and belonging to the Hong Kong Supporters Club :D

CTID!!
 
Funny thing on Friday. Came back from France, up the M6 Toll, stopped at Norton Caines and there were a dozen or so Rag shirts wandering about with the usual smug expressions on their faces. Wondered why they were going down on a Friday. We set off and got behind one of them as they exited the services. He got in the same NorthWest lane as me. I said to my wife "He's in the wrong bloody lane, he's going the wrong bloody way! What a dimbo!" Anyway, turns out he was heading north for the Ginger Pig's testiclemonial.

At the UK Border Agency at Folkestone the guy asked us if there were just the two of us. My wife said "And two bikes, without passports!" The guy said that if they didn't have passports but mainly 'cos of the MCFC scarf in the back, he would not be able to let them through. "Yer a red then." "Yes!" he says with same self-satisfied look. "The Kentish accent is a dead giveaway," I said!
 
Haven't been to a city game for 35 years, my son insisted we go to a game this season. Decided on the charity shield as it was easy to get tickets ( - the ticket phone line is a joke) and it was an important game.

Travelled up from Bournemouth, saw a few blues on the m3/m25, parked in Hanger Lane and got the bus - blues every where, only a few united. Walked down Wembly Way, seemed like all the pubs were blue. Got to the ground blues seemed to outnumber reds by 3 to 1.

had a great time at the ground pre kick off, then the united fans just appeared and filled their end. It was clear they were not from Manchester, they seemed to disappear just the same way at the end of the game probably back under the stones from which they came.

We loved the atmosphere, it was great to be city.
 
Mancborn said:
Haven't been to a city game for 35 years, my son insisted we go to a game this season. Decided on the charity shield as it was easy to get tickets ( - the ticket phone line is a joke) and it was an important game.

Travelled up from Bournemouth, saw a few blues on the m3/m25, parked in Hanger Lane and got the bus - blues every where, only a few united. Walked down Wembly Way, seemed like all the pubs were blue. Got to the ground blues seemed to outnumber reds by 3 to 1.

had a great time at the ground pre kick off, then the united fans just appeared and filled their end. It was clear they were not from Manchester, they seemed to disappear just the same way at the end of the game probably back under the stones from which they came.

We loved the atmosphere, it was great to be city.
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Reported
 
As said earlier, we were waiting to get into wembley park tube station when some pissed up guy was walking up the ramps at the side with his mates. There was a mix of red and blues, but mainly blues, and he started singing blue moon, and everyone else joined in. was funny as fuck.
 
Blootoof said:
Mouthy cunts on the way to the car park (facing the roundabout) after the match. Me mate who's on crutches passed me one of his sticks and we both waded in like fucking Jedi Knights.

Well we thought we were. I took a swing, missing completely, nearly taking my mates head off. Nearly lost the crutch mid swing so went to grab it with my other hand while falling over me mate :)))

We both managed to get a couple of hole-in-one's though so not all bad ;)
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the other guy wouldnt be rozzr would he ;p
 
citykev28 said:
BingoBango said:
The United fan in his shirt, tiny red shorts, and black slip-ons with no socks was genuinely hilarious.
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a city fan had to be restrained by his mate to not bang this one after the game. was he about 50?
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No, this was quite a young lad - slicked-back hair, aviator sunglasses, and it looked like he'd waxed his legs.
 
Cut my holiday short so drove up through France and stayed at th TL at Ashford, where there was a few rag shirts on locals. Parked at a friends house (so all that red wine would be safe) and got the tube in from Kilburn. Pub on the corner near the station was full of reds, to be fair and more got off the tube.
Coming back there were only two united fans sat outside the pub - one (from behind his bench!) shouted ' why dont you fcuk of back to Manchester'. Thought about pulling him from over the bench (wife and daughter with me and a cruiate ligament op 4 weeks ago stopped me - ok Im a tart) just shouted ' why arent you?'. He didnt get it.
 
There was nothing funnier over the weekend than the number of Far East United supporters with there City/United friendship scarves!
 
Getting on the 6.15 out of Euston, had upgraded to first class and walked in to the carriage to find just 4 rags sitting there, no way was I going to turn and high tail it. Sat down and when the ticket inspector came for the tickets they had ordinary tickets and were mortified to be told they had to pay the upgrade or go into standard accommodation!! "But, but it was alright coming down" they stuttered and the Inspector just said "tough you are going back now and it is £15 or move"!! So off they shuffled and the Inspector just smiled at me and said "Well that got rid of them for you."


Had an almost empty carriage until Milton Keynes when 2 rags got on, although they weren't wearing their colours.
 
Me and my boy on the train from Wembley Central to Watford Junction when some utd fans tried getting on at Harrow (I think) and being told not so nicely that they werent getting on! Then at Norton Canes seeing some handbags at dawn between 2 minibus loads parked a bit to close together resulting in my 9 year old boy shouting CITY from the car to give his support and then I had to try and catch up the Utd minibus so he could kiss his city badge as we drove past them.

My worst point was the tears from my son when nani scored :-(
 
Some rag thought he was clever when we were stuck in traffic after the game on our coach, He was giveing it the big man stance and the v signs to us on the coach, well not looking were he was going and walked right in to a fucking lamp post!! wish i filmed it lol
 
Blootoof said:
Mouthy cunts on the way to the car park (facing the roundabout) after the match. Me mate who's on crutches passed me one of his sticks and we both waded in like fucking Jedi Knights.

Well we thought we were. I took a swing, missing completely, nearly taking my mates head off. Nearly lost the crutch mid swing so went to grab it with my other hand while falling over me mate :)))

We both managed to get a couple of hole-in-one's though so not all bad ;)
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hahahaha i feel the force
 
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