Amusing stories from yesterday

[Deleted member 14625]

Another highlight was the duels between certain city fans at the top of the third tier, with the plastic rags on the other side, very amusing. However one city fan insisted don doing the Munich aeroplane gesture, which was a shock but what was even more of a shock was the united fans who in response replicated it to us. Actually having no idea of what this meant and doing it to us, they are really thick shits. Also what amazed was their lack of elation when they scored, even the winner just a composed standing up and clapping whereas when we netted our 1st and second, everyone was jumping about, poznan etc, and pissing of the rags. Whilst I'm on about the third tier anyone know the what happened to the guy right next to the rags, all the paramedics were there?

Yeah the bloke was sat a row in front of me and my missus and had an epileptic fit, I think it was his son who was with him & said he just had to ride it out - the sicking thing was the bunch of c*nts filming it - really pissed me off so I was pointing the fucks out to the stewards. Anyone who was up there remeber the tall piece of shit & the rag with the sleeveless bomber jacket.... fucking tools!!

Yeah that's an amusing story! :/

 

[Goats left knee]

missed my flight! (over for game) not very amusing though

 

[Ron Burgundy]

We were parked right at the Utd end, very few City shirts about, i was walking down with my lad and said to 2 lads with rag shirts on "we had you worried at half time didnt we"
the reply i got was "erm yes erm very little english erm good game yes"
I nearly pissed myself laughing, even the scottish guy with the rag shirt on behind was laughing.

 

[Cellarite]

The United fan in his shirt, tiny red shorts, and black slip-ons with no socks was genuinely hilarious.

a city fan had to be restrained by his mate to not bang this one after the game. was he about 50?

 

[jimharri]

Fuck me, that post went quick. I was just in the middle of posting a reply to him as well!!

:-(

 

[bertisbigbanana]

The United fan in his shirt, tiny red shorts, and black slip-ons with no socks was genuinely hilarious.

a city fan had to be restrained by his mate to not bang this one after the game. was he about 50?

oooooooooer. homosexuality isn't illegal anymore. although blue on red is a bit disgusting.

 

[Cellarite]

The United fan in his shirt, tiny red shorts, and black slip-ons with no socks was genuinely hilarious.

a city fan had to be restrained by his mate to not bang this one after the game. was he about 50?

oooooooooer. homosexuality isn't illegal anymore. although blue on red is a bit disgusting.

you know what i mean. you bristolians have a very vivid imagination.

btw, i'm not including it as a funny moment, just replying to the chap who referred to him. i actually tried to calm the city fan down as there wasn't really any need for a fight. no punches were thrown thankfully.

 

[MCFC-2011]

Still cant beleive no1 saw the youngish lout and what must of been his grandad giving it the big un outside asda to the city coaches!!

got absoloutly battered by 4 chaps who ran off the coach and a chap ran up from 4 cars behind and clattered him with an asda shopping trolley!!! then casualy got back onto coach HAAAAAAAAAAAA

funniest thing ever

 

[Tbilisi]

Still cant beleive no1 saw the youngish lout and what must of been his grandad giving it the big un outside asda to the city coaches!!

got absoloutly battered by 4 chaps who ran off the coach and a chap ran up from 4 cars behind and clattered him with an asda shopping trolley!!! then casualy got back onto coach HAAAAAAAAAAAA

funniest thing ever

As I posted elsewhere I saw that,hilarious,some other Rags arrived and they got mullered as well

 

[Amargo]

Some vivid imaginations on this thread.....

Jesus wept.

 

[Tbilisi]

Some vivid imaginations on this thread.....

Jesus wept.

I dont imagine anything mate,funniest thing I have seen in years!

 

[citytill1die84]

I remember after the 2nd goal went in I tried doing the Poznan (I think) and fell over the seat in front and hit my head on the floor instead of people helping me up they were taking pictures :)

After the game we had go to our Minibus and my friend was missing. I rang him and arranged to meet him back at the ground. We were parked at the rags end so walking back for my friend and a rag fan shouted in my face "FUCK OFF BACK TO STOCKPORT" and punched me in the face started to run I just shouted "YOUR MUM HITS HARDER"

All in all a great day out bus was full of beers just how I like it :)

 

[salfordpaul]

Still cant beleive no1 saw the youngish lout and what must of been his grandad giving it the big un outside asda to the city coaches!!

got absoloutly battered by 4 chaps who ran off the coach and a chap ran up from 4 cars behind and clattered him with an asda shopping trolley!!! then casualy got back onto coach HAAAAAAAAAAAA

funniest thing ever

As I posted elsewhere I saw that,hilarious,some other Rags arrived and they got mullered as well

wondered what happened there! we went past and this rag had blood pouring from his forehead and i saw an upturned trolley nearby! he was with two younger lads..skinheads!

i seriosly thought they'd been f@@@@@g about on the trolley (as you do, pissed) what happened then?

 

[MCFC-2011]

Still cant beleive no1 saw the youngish lout and what must of been his grandad giving it the big un outside asda to the city coaches!!

got absoloutly battered by 4 chaps who ran off the coach and a chap ran up from 4 cars behind and clattered him with an asda shopping trolley!!! then casualy got back onto coach HAAAAAAAAAAAA

funniest thing ever

As I posted elsewhere I saw that,hilarious,some other Rags arrived and they got mullered as well

class , iphone broke few weeks ago so couldnt record for further laughing and maybe youtube embarasment!

 

[Tbilisi]

Still cant beleive no1 saw the youngish lout and what must of been his grandad giving it the big un outside asda to the city coaches!!

got absoloutly battered by 4 chaps who ran off the coach and a chap ran up from 4 cars behind and clattered him with an asda shopping trolley!!! then casualy got back onto coach HAAAAAAAAAAAA

funniest thing ever

As I posted elsewhere I saw that,hilarious,some other Rags arrived and they got mullered as well

wondered what happened there! we went past and this rag had blood pouring from his forehead and i saw an upturned trolley nearby! he was with two younger lads..skinheads!

i seriosly thought they'd been f@@@@@g about on the trolley (as you do, pissed) what happened then?

I posted under "on the coach"thread as to what happened,it was v funny and couldnt have happened to a nicer set of people,absolute scum,got what they deserved.

 

[MCFC-2011]

Still cant beleive no1 saw the youngish lout and what must of been his grandad giving it the big un outside asda to the city coaches!!

got absoloutly battered by 4 chaps who ran off the coach and a chap ran up from 4 cars behind and clattered him with an asda shopping trolley!!! then casualy got back onto coach HAAAAAAAAAAAA

funniest thing ever

As I posted elsewhere I saw that,hilarious,some other Rags arrived and they got mullered as well

wondered what happened there! we went past and this rag had blood pouring from his forehead and i saw an upturned trolley nearby! he was with two younger lads..skinheads!

i seriosly thought they'd been f@@@@@g about on the trolley (as you do, pissed) what happened then?

couple of united fans walking past 3-4 city coaches getting out of wembley and starting hurling abuse and flicking the v's as they do, offering to fight all 4 coach fulls , 3 chaps got off coach , mullered them , got back on coach , got back off with 2 more chaps , mullered them again , 1 more city fan comes running from out of nowere and picks up a shopping trolling and mullers the fellas with the trolley then casualy walks off haaaaaahaaaa

dirty red bastards!

 

[pablozabaleta]

As I posted elsewhere I saw that,hilarious,some other Rags arrived and they got mullered as well

wondered what happened there! we went past and this rag had blood pouring from his forehead and i saw an upturned trolley nearby! he was with two younger lads..skinheads!

i seriosly thought they'd been f@@@@@g about on the trolley (as you do, pissed) what happened then?

couple of united fans walking past 3-4 city coaches getting out of wembley and starting hurling abuse and flicking the v's as they do, offering to fight all 4 coach fulls , 3 chaps got off coach , mullered them , got back on coach , got back off with 2 more chaps , mullered them again , 1 more city fan comes running from out of nowere and picks up a shopping trolling and mullers the fellas with the trolley then casualy walks off haaaaaahaaaa

dirty red bastards!

Haha quality! Someone must have recorded this..

 

[Tbilisi]

As I posted elsewhere I saw that,hilarious,some other Rags arrived and they got mullered as well

wondered what happened there! we went past and this rag had blood pouring from his forehead and i saw an upturned trolley nearby! he was with two younger lads..skinheads!

i seriosly thought they'd been f@@@@@g about on the trolley (as you do, pissed) what happened then?

couple of united fans walking past 3-4 city coaches getting out of wembley and starting hurling abuse and flicking the v's as they do, offering to fight all 4 coach fulls , 3 chaps got off coach , mullered them , got back on coach , got back off with 2 more chaps , mullered them again , 1 more city fan comes running from out of nowere and picks up a shopping trolling and mullers the fellas with the trolley then casualy walks off haaaaaahaaaa

dirty red bastards!

Wasnt the same people - the second mullering came from another coach who had got off as a few more Rags turned up so went to even the numbers up I think.

 

[salfordpaul]

wondered what happened there! we went past and this rag had blood pouring from his forehead and i saw an upturned trolley nearby! he was with two younger lads..skinheads!

i seriosly thought they'd been f@@@@@g about on the trolley (as you do, pissed) what happened then?

couple of united fans walking past 3-4 city coaches getting out of wembley and starting hurling abuse and flicking the v's as they do, offering to fight all 4 coach fulls , 3 chaps got off coach , mullered them , got back on coach , got back off with 2 more chaps , mullered them again , 1 more city fan comes running from out of nowere and picks up a shopping trolling and mullers the fellas with the trolley then casualy walks off haaaaaahaaaa

dirty red bastards!

Wasnt the same people - the second mullering came from another coach who had got off as a few more Rags turned up so went to even the numbers up I think.

well it certainly calmed them down a bit! as we were "parked" in traffic next to them there were a large number of lads gobbing off from our coach! they were all almost crying, looking away hoping we d all go away!
isnt it funny when the tide turns!

there was a lot more "lads" at the game yesterday and yoonited were conspicuous in their absence!

the stone island lads o/s the torch bouncing around (and they were big lads) made me laugh, one really handy city lad got out of his smashed window and sparked the rag out cold! what did they do....yep FA! tbf he would have been ok there was 3 coaches of city lads watching what was going on

properly made me laugh! bullies one and all!

 

[Tbilisi]

couple of united fans walking past 3-4 city coaches getting out of wembley and starting hurling abuse and flicking the v's as they do, offering to fight all 4 coach fulls , 3 chaps got off coach , mullered them , got back on coach , got back off with 2 more chaps , mullered them again , 1 more city fan comes running from out of nowere and picks up a shopping trolling and mullers the fellas with the trolley then casualy walks off haaaaaahaaaa

dirty red bastards!

Wasnt the same people - the second mullering came from another coach who had got off as a few more Rags turned up so went to even the numbers up I think.

well it certainly calmed them down a bit! as we were "parked" in traffic next to them there were a large number of lads gobbing off from our coach! they were all almost crying, looking away hoping we d all go away!
isnt it funny when the tide turns!

there was a lot more "lads" at the game yesterday and yoonited were conspicuous in their absence!

the stone island lads o/s the torch bouncing around (and they were big lads) made me laugh, one really handy city lad got out of his smashed window and sparked the rag out cold! what did they do....yep FA! tbf he would have been ok there was 3 coaches of city lads watching what was going on

properly made me laugh! bullies one and all!

Not as many kids as the semi - I wouldnt take mine as I had a bad time watching my back with 3 of them last time,some of them are scum & a few twats got what they deserved yesterday - payback I think.