Another new Brexit thread

[mancity2012_eamo]

Duel nationality? Foster vs Johnson? Balloons and blunderbuses as weapons?

lol. I reread it but didn't bother my arse going back and editing.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

Had a couple early doors thats all. Its not a crime you know.

you could have just said to the landlord what are your brexit plans

Heineken Dutch
Guinness ireland
San Miguel Spain.

oohhhhhh fuck we are going to run out of beer after brexit.

 

[Metal Biker]

you could have just said to the landlord what are your brexit plans

Heineken Dutch
Guinness ireland
San Miguel Spain.

oohhhhhh fuck we are going to run out of beer after brexit.

We'll always have Carling...

 

[smudgedj]

you could have just said to the landlord what are your brexit plans

Heineken Dutch
Guinness ireland
San Miguel Spain.

oohhhhhh fuck we are going to run out of beer after brexit.

Never mind the beer. Or vehicle lifts.

Where will we get continental quilts from?

 

[journolud]

Never mind the beer. Or vehicle lifts.

Where will we get continental quilts from?

Never mind continental quilts, will we still be able to take part in the euromillions lottery or whatever it is called?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I know ..... in the pub last night with a mate who voted leave. He's self employed running a business which repairs , maintains and installs vehicle lifts (the type you see in garages and repair shops). Looks like it will all be done by the end of January he said.

How will it impact you ? I asked

It wont... he replied.

Where do you get your spare parts from then ? I asked

I've a supplier in the Midlands.... I don't carry any stock , I just order what I need for a job and he delivers was the reply.

But where does he get the stock from ?

Don't know.. he said and goes to his van to look at a part for a job today. Comes back ..... Shit it comes from Germany !

Best phone him tomorrow to see what Brexit preparations your supplier has made.. I said.

They'll be able to sort it though wont they? he responds.

This didn't actually happen, but it's a nice cautionary tale regarding the obvious stupidity of brexiteers. Thanks for inventing this and sharing with us.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

you could have just said to the landlord what are your brexit plans

Heineken Dutch
Guinness ireland
San Miguel Spain.

oohhhhhh fuck we are going to run out of beer after brexit.

Heineken is brewed by John Smiths in Tadcaster.

Guinness is brewed in Dublin (after the closure of the Park Royal Brewery in 2005). However it is owned by Diageo So they may move some production back to the UK.

https://www.irishtimes.com/business...rossings-highlights-potential-costs-1.3040315

San Miguel is brewed under licence by Carlsberg in Northampton.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

This didn't actually happen, but it's a nice cautionary tale regarding the obvious stupidity of brexiteers. Thanks for inventing this and sharing with us.

Yes It did happen ...... but thanks for putting your fingers in your ears and going lalalalalalalalal

 

[Metal Biker]

This didn't actually happen, but it's a nice cautionary tale regarding the obvious stupidity of brexiteers. Thanks for inventing this and sharing with us.

Twas the night before Brexit...

 

[MillionMilesAway]

lol. I reread it but didn't bother my arse going back and editing.

Sounds fair.

 

[mcfc1632]

Why ? they didn't vote against it last time. The WA passed ... it was the three days only for scrutiny that didn't.

Behave - please don't come across that you do not understand what was happening / intended

 

[mcfc1632]

Cool story bro.

Ha ha - like-minded

 

[blueinsa]

It was almost as good as the racist bikers on Scarborough sea front story we had on here lol

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Yes It did happen ...... but thanks for putting your fingers in your ears and going lalalalalalalalal

I think you might be onto something. Maybe a film based upon your tale of German lift parts manufacturing post brexit. You could call it 'schindlers lifts'

 

[bluethrunthru]

He has also taken out the “no regression of workers rights “ bit from the new withdrawal act.

tin hat time.......

Liars gonna lie...............

 

[bluethrunthru]

Really ? ........ the Eu will run the clock down negotiating ... until at the 11th hour the UK will accept anything thats on the table whether it's a good deal for us or not. There goes your precious fisheries (not that you ever lost them in the first plaice- see what I did there).

exactly - just heard a guy who's job it is to negotiate trade deals on the radio say its a daft trick - just giving the enemy firing squad a wall to back you on to.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

Never mind continental quilts, will we still be able to take part in the euromillions lottery or whatever it is called?

Eurovision Song Contest

Ryder cup ?!

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

It was almost as good as the racist bikers on Scarborough sea front story we had on here lol

i preferred hearing what Dave down the job centre had to say each week.

 

[blueinsa]

3 years on and they still think they have their fingers on the pulse lol

At what point do you think "hang on, i keep getting virtually every single political prediction wrong, maybe i should stop pretending I'm an expert"?

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

exactly - just heard a guy who's job it is to negotiate trade deals on the radio say its a daft trick - just giving the enemy firing squad a wall to back you on to.

except it isn’t , the guns point both ways.

free trade is both ways not one way.