Anti-Beckham songs?

[glen quagmire]

Oh posh spice is an alky
she's always on the lash
it's really got quite bad now
since davy grew that tash!

 

[pominoz]

Yep, heard that plenty of times from our thick supporters at Upton Park - wasnt that funny then, would be even unfunnier now.

Well sadly we can't all be an Oscar Wilde of the football stands like your good self. Anyway who said it was supposed to be funny? I always thought the sole intention of it was merely to be insulting towards Beckham's wife. I await your hilarious alternative to my suggestion with bated breath.

The abuse was funny after the argentina game ... but to still be abusing him 15 years later is quite sad

Are you his brother?

The guy is a money hungry, media whoring hypocrite and the least said about that thing he is married to, the better.

 

[Ja Salford Blue]

'Posh Spice is a slapper,
Shes got a sweaty beaver,
And when shes shaggin Beckham,
She thinks of Nicky Weaver'

 

[Lancet Fluke]

'Posh Spice is a slapper,
Shes got a sweaty beaver,
And when shes shaggin Beckham,
She thinks of Nicky Weaver'

Yes, that's a belter. If he could get a section of the crowd singing that in the States, it would be fantastic.

 

[Anonymous]

Yep, heard that plenty of times from our thick supporters at Upton Park - wasnt that funny then, would be even unfunnier now.

Well sadly we can't all be an Oscar Wilde of the football stands like your good self. Anyway who said it was supposed to be funny? I always thought the sole intention of it was merely to be insulting towards Beckham's wife. I await your hilarious alternative to my suggestion with bated breath.

The abuse was funny after the argentina game ... but to still be abusing him 15 years later is quite sad

Only in your weird world - to the rest of it he's fucking hilarious.
Anyhow, while I could understand a fervid rag (with beckhams jizz stained poster on his bedroom wall) jumping to his defence, I'm puzzled as to why a bluemoon poster would seek to protect the twat and his stick insect from the ridicule they deserve.

If you're serving up a bit of banter to 'spice-up' a humorous debate then well done and good on you but if you're serious then I must ask if you and him have had a special moment or something?

 

[BezzMCFC]

There was a fair few floating around back in the day mostly bout posh spice, i remember wigan away in league cup around the time she was getting kidknap threats...

some songs along the line of "Posh spice is in my boot"

but you cannot beat the good old, "POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER, SHE IS A DIRTY SLUT, AND WHEN SHE'S SHAGGING BECKHAM SHE THINKS OF TERRY COOK"

 

[T_Bone]

We used to sing the old Bryan Robson one to the tune of "Deck the Halls", but just changed it to Beckham's name.

David Beckham walks on water
Everybody knows that dog shit floats

 

[BimboBob]

Why bother?

Just go and enjoy the "soccer".

 

[BlueHammer85]

Well sadly we can't all be an Oscar Wilde of the football stands like your good self. Anyway who said it was supposed to be funny? I always thought the sole intention of it was merely to be insulting towards Beckham's wife. I await your hilarious alternative to my suggestion with bated breath.

The abuse was funny after the argentina game ... but to still be abusing him 15 years later is quite sad

Only in your weird world - to the rest of it he's fucking hilarious.
Anyhow, while I could understand a fervid rag (with beckhams jizz stained poster on his bedroom wall) jumping to his defence, I'm puzzled as to why a bluemoon poster would seek to protect the twat and his stick insect from the ridicule they deserve.

If you're serving up a bit of banter to 'spice-up' a humorous debate then well done and good on you but if you're serious then I must ask if you and him have had a special moment or something?

I dont love him and i dont hate him, i just remember sitting at Upton Park year after year, looking around at tossers in front of kids screaming at Beckham hes a 'gay ****' his 'posh spice is a whore' , pure hatred from thick fat bellied idiots, meanwhile Beckham would raise his game and Man U would stuff us.

just think after 15 years - time to give the guy a break, but hey ho he probably dont care anyway.

 

[ell]

Yep, heard that plenty of times from our thick supporters at Upton Park - wasnt that funny then, would be even unfunnier now.

Well sadly we can't all be an Oscar Wilde of the football stands like your good self. Anyway who said it was supposed to be funny? I always thought the sole intention of it was merely to be insulting towards Beckham's wife. I await your hilarious alternative to my suggestion with bated breath.

The abuse was funny after the argentina game ... but to still be abusing him 15 years later is quite sad

A bit like abusing Paul Inces son for something he did many years ago eh?